You can still be FUNNY & do it RIGHT

Please enjoy these wonderful Limericks
they are ALL #1's  



Homer The House Cat

BY James Marshall Goff

He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow'
Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!

Play Dog

BY Andrea Dietrich

In my house lives a talking dog,Fred,
who just loves playing games with my head.
As one day I cried,
thinking surely he’d died,
he said, “Geeez, girl,. . . I’m just playing dead!”

Plight of the Pickrel

BY Joe Incastasciato

There was a fat pickrel from Perth.
Saddled with little self worth.
He befriended a perch.
Who lived bye a birch.
Then ate him ,increasing his girth.

Show Impediment

BY Deb Radke
There once was a lap dog named Chloe,
Well-groomed and adorned to be showy;
She pranced in the ring,
Applause she did bring,
With her tail and her ears long and flowy.






There once was a schnauzer named Pete,
Bearded and eye-browed so neat;
He wanted to win,
But failed to begin,
For Chloe had gone into heat.

Zebra Star

BY Jimmy Anderson





There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
His voice was the rage
When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!

OINK VEY

BY Kory Calhoun

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!