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what's that under your skirt

Here’s a thought that could be pursued
For the Scotts who would be tattooed
It is the new fad
To ink a kilt that's plaid
Around parts not normally viewed

Author's note: Thanks to Kelly in Old Town's (Va) restaurant for the inspiration. You are a fantastic server.

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2017


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  1. Date: 5/5/2017 6:51:00 AM

    Great limerick Duke, made me smile..
  1. Date: 4/25/2017 6:58:00 AM

    Thank you for the good cheer Duke. 7 ; )
  1. Date: 4/17/2017 6:51:00 PM

    hahaha, LOVE IT. (glad you like licorice too)
  1. Date: 4/16/2017 9:46:00 PM

    Duke, oh master of limerick, I am always curious about those kilts.
  1. Date: 4/11/2017 2:44:00 PM

    I like it, I have to. I'm scottish from my dads side :)
  1. Date: 4/8/2017 2:04:00 PM

    - With smiles ........and pain :))) - Best wishes for a wonderful Easter, Duke - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 4/3/2017 2:06:00 PM

    ha ha ha so so funny Duke I hope you give a copy of the poem to Kelly:-) :-) hugs Jan xx