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what it takes to live long and prosper

The med staff may hear my voice squeak
Where they insert tubes we won’t speak
Since this causes pain
I wish they’d refrain
Or try going straight not oblique

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Arthur Vaso Date: 6/29/2025 11:06:00 PM This gives a whole new meaning to "You tube" LOL
Tom Woody Date: 6/29/2025 12:19:00 PM Ugh! Tubes being inserted where they should not. I won't sleep tonight now
Jan Allison Date: 6/29/2025 11:47:00 AM Excellent ink Duke, a serious subject dealt with a good dollop of humour. The good thing is bladder cancer can be treated successfully if caught early... our friend was peeing blood, did nothing.. then he was peeing blood clots... and did nothing.. He eventually saw a doctor and had to have his cancerous bladder removed and now has a bag which causes no end of issues. write on Duke! hugs Jan xx
Lin Lane Date: 6/29/2025 11:38:00 AM Ouch, Duke. Makes a good case for female parts being a titch more acceptable to those sorts of 'things.'

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