Weird Lucid Dream
I had a dream a scary dream.
That I had a business
Hot and sexy business.
In my dream i owned a Modeling company
For men
In that dream I was not rich but ready for any anomaly
I was my own fan.
#1 and only fan
One day had a chance a big one in this case
Big account !!
7 models! I used all my money for their sexy face
Huge droppout!
Damn! Almost bankrupt I almost ed up!
But i was full of hope this will bring me to the top!
You know! I believed but for I did I was NOT relieved!
Then my models called me! Imagine that!
Two hours before before my lifetime pitch
"Bigger guys offered me more if i answer fast"
I was lost down by four! Literally in a ditch!
Four! Four! From six to two! I am doomed!
So two guys left in my disposal
That sucks!
But because I am not a silly asshole
I had LUCK!
That account was about sponges for men
What the ? Really sponges?? Dreams! Am I right!
But since I am an messy and lazy Gen! (Generation)
I used my lifetime experience! Literally from a bat!
I got it! i can do this! Right? I doubted myself.
But all my money was in that! If you loose you will end up in a tent in woods!
Like an hobo elf!
Imagine again it was a dream and I had in my reserve
Two ugly s
I used them with my wit and I knew a I can preserve
I had an idea
Holy !
Imagine last time in this poem!
Two ugly guys with drunk boss! Me!
They are alone and single in big house and lounge
They have to learn how to clean and old things to toss
Whats is the best thing and easiest thing they use?
A SPONGE!
This is my pitch listen! The real life in works ..
I am going to talk about dishes and forks!
Inverstor in versace suit and expensive tie
looking at me with my printed grafs from copy machine
Hands shaking almost ready cry
But i knew my idea will win and I cant loose my dream
Commercial with regular guys learning how live alone
and clean their dishes or the floor.
Waiting for poker night or female visit
After week of being alone
They brush their teeth first time in week
With vision of friendly gambling or good ing!
Two ugly s in my model company
won against four beautiful faces! You know ..a REAL models!
In fair interview and little bit humor and talking silly
With and Idea from a guy who used lived with no clean towel! Or floor or anything in that that matter!
I was rich again but proud i did it with my wit and brains against money and power
Then...
I woke up and i was covered with night sweats
And looked in a mirror and to myself
! I wish it was real and not sweet dream but sour reality.
But it was tuesday and real life dont really have such activity.
I dont know if this a lyrics to guitar or a poem
But believe me. IT IS almost 2am !
And i cant sleep just naping a this dream i will send to my friend. Real artsy guy!
But I have no regret!
It was dream from 10 minute nap.
I REMEMBER IT! THAT COUNTS!
And said to my brain and thoughts "Wrote them" before you forget. And it looks like I was trying to rhyme a lot but believe me half of this just worked!
I have to read it again just to see if I am not completely ed.
Grammar is hard! Right?
Ok I talk too much
Its my first poem that I finished and wrote down
So i wouldn't give it crown or any prize
But Dominik enjoy and criticize!!
I take it as and probably cry!
Last words!
bare with me and be ready!
Dreams are great when you control them its amazing
but if you wont train and you busy and not crazy
Lucid dreams can scare you and happy you woke up but like there is nothing in the world that like that!
You will love it.
Not a beautiful or historic quote
but original Erik!
Dreams are weird and scary and usually suck
But models ?! Me? What the ?!
P.S: I am not rhyming this but I am going for a smoke.in a rain and if still be awake i maybe write Poem number two about rain a wet cigarette. Who knows?
Thanks for reading my friend!
Copyright © Erik Holdos | Year Posted 2021
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