Frank and Beans - Heads up! May be a bit graphic for some
Like a tiny volcano rumbling down low
His stomach was active and ready to blow
He'd eaten a plate of frankfurters and beans
And now wished he'd chosen the chicken with greens
With pressure still building and belly now tight
His foo-foo valve finally gave up the fight
The shorts that he wore couldn't muffle the boom
And the smell that it left quickly emptied the room
It stunk like an outhouse and old rotten eggs
But the worst from this blowout now covered his legs
So always be mindful when eating those beans
And dont trust a fart as it could soil your jeans
Copyright © Anne E Sangster - K | Year Posted 2024
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