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The Crazy Kitten

The Crazy Kitten

The crazy kitten purred.
Its soft and slender  body 
Brushed around my skin.
It meowed as it juggled 
The ball of woolly yarn
All about the living room.

The crazy kitten leaped about 
Pouncing on the little mice.
It wondered about the house
Seeking new places to explore.
It found a ball upon upon the shelf
The kitten jumped up to reach its new toy.

The crazy kitten fell down with a thud.
The vase above it shattered with a thunderous SMASH!
The poor and petrified pet 
Scrambled under the nearest shelter.
Once the coast was clear, 
The crazy kitten went back to play.

Copyright © Ethan Hassler | Year Posted 2019

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Sonnet of The Great Gerudo Chief

Behold the king called Ganondorf, who reigns

Supreme, destroying people’s sorry lives.

Behold his sword, who’s damage is insane

Who’s blade is sharper than a hundred knives.

A hero sworn to have revenge on those

Who wronged us in the past with great disgrace.

To any people that would dare oppose,

Shall blow away like dust without a trace.

His wrath is like a great calamity  

The so called “chosen one” shall quite soon find

That to resist, he’s lost insanity.

The fiendish King of Hyrule shall resign

And bow before his newfound substitute.

Our leader Ganondorf is absolute.

Copyright © Ethan Hassler | Year Posted 2019