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Sillytoy Boys Poem
I looked at the toys and thought how silly
And what if I called him mr. Billy
He stroked my face and said it looked sweet
I knew he was the man I wanted to meet
I thought to myself how delicious
It would be if I made myself Nutritious
He gave me a lick
So I gave him a kick
Yet I am a boy and you are a toy
So forever alone we are
With our tiny baby feet
Oh how I love the silly little pinky toe
Copyright © Sillytoy Boys | Year Posted 2018
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Sillytoy Boys Poem
I burst through my kitchen door knocking down my mother in the process and said "outta the way loser".
I went down to my gamer cave to reign my epicness on these poor little noobs at my feet begging for mercy, but it's them I shall beat.
But my noob powning session came to a swift end, because I heard a pound above my head.
When my daddy gets home smelling like big boy juice, he always plays a game of tag where mommy is the runner and his fist is it.
I realized this wasn't a boss I couldnt beat at my current level, so I got an upgrade.
I grabbed my trusty fork and shoved it into the nearest socket at full force, the exp was to much so my brain went numb and I blacked out.
After I regened some health I woke up with red Mana dripping from my nose. I knew I was ready to take on the final boss now.
I limped up the stairs but that was only because my body was readjusting to the powers.
when I got up the stairs I said to my dad "game over" but before I could even finish speaking my dad uppertagged me so hard my head hit the ceiling.
As my jaw hung loosely from my face my dad looked down to me and said playfully "your it"
I gave my dad a light little tag on the shoulder, and in response he tagged my arm so hard I could hear a silly little crack that made my arm go numb.
My dad then climbbed onto the couch and started throwing pillows at me, all the while singing "you can't catch me" "you can't catch me"
My dad jumped off the couch and tagged me so hard I went flying out the window, then my silly little fence tagged me right through the chest
My dad walked up to where I was lying on the ground in a pool of manna and said to me "you and your mom are noobs" "bet you wish you had a health potion".
As I was fading in and out of consciousness my dad was dangling a health kit right above my head, and all I could say was "nice one dad".
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Sillytoy Boys Poem
1,2,3, My name is Mr.G
Would you like my awesome Tea
Please no Mr.G it smells like pee pee
And makes me feel silly
Don’t worry that’s the point
Now drink it or else.
Please Mr.G I have a family
Don’t worry I’m your moms friend from work
She told me to give this to you
Okay
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Sillytoy Boys Poem
I went to karate to learn how to kick
And there I found a super sweet chick
I wanted her to give me a lick
So I axe kicked in half a large stack of brick
Before I could brag my sensei asked for a meeting
In the back room with uncomfortable seating
He said my kicks were so EPIC I must have been cheating
So do me a favor before i give you a beating
Raise up your leg and show me those feet
I want to see what i'm about to eat
After that i was always late for karate
Cause I stay home all day gaming in glee
"At least my video games aren't hungry for me"
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Sillytoy Boys Poem
I'm a little silly boy hanging in the tub
Scrub, scrub, scrub got to wash away all the ketchup from when my dad becomes the hulk.
Mom came in and saw the ketchup water turning red she she said I hope this isn't my baby boys final waterbed.
Then laughed and left.
My mama mrs. G is silly and playful but she didn't make no tea.
I got a little tired and fell asleep, the water filled my lungs and I couldn't make peep.
then my momma came in and said guess I was right . LOL XD. little did she know I was very thirsty. Slurp Slurp Slurp.
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Sillytoy Boys Poem
Wipe, wipe, wipe got to make myself clean, father Martin has a big bean.
Uncle's gonna get angry if he knows I'm two-timing again.
For money I be wipin Uncle Ben.
he found out I wasn't fully cleaned.
Now it's my face that's gonna get creamed.
Turned out father Martin and Uncle Ben both got what they were wiping for in the end.
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