Karate Practice

I went to karate to learn how to kick And there I found a super sweet chick I wanted her to give me a lick So I axe kicked in half a large stack of brick Before I could brag my sensei asked for a meeting In the back room with uncomfortable seating He said my kicks were so EPIC I must have been cheating So do me a favor before i give you a beating Raise up your leg and show me those feet I want to see what i'm about to eat After that i was always late for karate Cause I stay home all day gaming in glee "At least my video games aren't hungry for me"