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Karate Practice

I went to karate to learn how to kick

And there I found a super sweet chick

I wanted her to give me a lick

So I axe kicked in half a large stack of brick

Before I could brag my sensei asked for a meeting 

In the back room with uncomfortable seating

He said my kicks were so EPIC I must have been cheating

So do me a favor before i give you a beating

Raise up your leg and show me those feet

I want to see what i'm about to eat

After that i was always late for karate

Cause I stay home all day gaming in glee

"At least my video games aren't hungry for me"

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Beata Agustin

Date: 4/26/2025 10:58:00 PM

Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.

Silent One

Date: 1/4/2020 8:40:00 AM

yep.. many will be able to relate to this..

Sillytoy Boys
Date: 1/23/2020 5:41:00 PM

It's truly a shame that the pure and untainted souls of many beautiful children have been sullied by scum like the one described in this story.