Zapper Poems - Poems about Zapper

...I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by My electric racquet in underarm mode Still failed to make that bluebottle explode It filled me w......

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...Its only 4-2 and with nothing else to do I pen you a poem from my new temporary home I am in Grants Pass Oregon for 5 days a week And it's the temp home of which I speak I put up a Facebook fr......

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...I visit the bug zapper on Tuesday much to the radiology teams delight I named it thus before meeting it formally my comedic self puts up this type of dust If you make fun of it enough it can......

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...“the fate of winter moths” sitting on the stoop, concrete sodden with the chill of late winter. the air acquires a coolness like your first breath after confessional. the Christmas light......

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...FIRST, THERE'S A NEED “We have a lot of dust in the house. Where does it come from? How do we prevent that?” THE IDEA OR THOUGHT OR REMEDY The idea or thought or remedy was seen or read about ......

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...Her jittery tattoo jiggled as the jagged queen walked to the kitchen. To what degree are things amiss? She asked the eccentric cook. The barley beer is bitter, the chef replied. He was always ’n. ......

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...I have compassion, at least that’s what I try to tell my children. I can’t even find it within me to kill a mosquito anymore, and I hate those little bloodsucking mosquitoes, but the sound the zap......

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...Sweltering summer temperatures and warm sultry summer nights left me scratching my legs red raw I hate receiving nasty insect bites I’d slather bare limbs with cream that the chem......

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...Stop the clock part 2 At last got that, wretched stomach pump out, Now where’s the clock, no more messing about, Tricked me into eating, all that candle wax, This time remember, tie hands, beh......

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...me being a mere insect instinctively being taken in by light i find i'm being blind sided blinded by the light but i must have you so just fly into the electric ......

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...Swing like a tennis pro Swoosh as badminton flow Dance and twril as you whirl The magic bug zapper racket See a bug I fling to attack it Keep that button down Brave electric courrent sound Di......

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...I awoke in horror as I was under anesthetic and meant to be unconscious. I was a whirling floating spirit flying over my own body. I was in shock as I realized I was the surgeon with scalpel an......

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...“Nature Lover” my byline, Hell, I even like girls But where I draw the line Is mosquitos and squirrels. Love how bug zapper spark fries, Pellet gun is so nice, Squirrel’s carcass on ice, Tin......

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...Thirty Eight ( Corny Cancer Poem) For Sharon Hallmark has a million cards in their catalog And not one of them says, Life Sucks American greetings had nothing that says Thirty-eight and Never......

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...Adam Actually Aced An Awesome Adventure Bradley Boldly Baked Bad Beef Christopher Canned Cut Cold Cuts David Dunked Darla Dimple Evan Ecstatically Escaped Every Eagle Franklin Flipped Fat Franks......

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