The Bug Zapper

Swing like a tennis pro Swoosh as badminton flow Dance and twril as you whirl The magic bug zapper racket See a bug I fling to attack it Keep that button down Brave electric courrent sound Die little insect die Goodbye you nasty fly Mosquito a crisp bye bye No wasp or mean bee Better never threaten me If I hear a buzzing sound Now I can hold my ground Armed with my bug zapper in hand I am in command, Mother Nature understands Slap a roach on the wall Poor spider no place to crawl Any bug I see Sting them before they sting me To the strong the world belongs Total power gives you calm Tiny vermin a slap a pat A tush moving swoosh A graceful wave a playful swing In my hand my bug zapper I cling Slight twist of the wrist bugs burn crisp Now my space a bliss Gone all tiny pest Bug zapper I could kiss As burnt lip and fringe hair confess