I used to eat yogurt
When trying to diet.
Instead of a muffin,
I thought I would try it.
Some flavors were tasty
But none’d really thrill me.
Compared to my muffin,
It never did fill me.
Demand for it faded
And I, too, surrendered;
For, low-fat or no-fat,
My body’d not slendered.
But now, decades later,
Seems yogurt is cool
And anyone knocking it’s
Branded a fool.
It still wouldn’t...
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