With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright
To pursue each and every culinary delight
Now with swagger I sway
But DOGE takes them away
Guess it's yogurt for dinner again tonight
Categories:
yogurt, humor,
Form: Limerick
don't just pick one case
unless your here for awhile
use your head picker
Categories:
yogurt, work,
Form: Haiku
My feelings a blend of the best berries,
But leaving me all alone to spoil,
Just means it’s your own fault
For making me the most sour I can be.
My mind a source of essential nutrients,
But leaving me all alone in the ark,
Just means you’ll have lost someone
Who once nurtured you better than others.
Categories:
yogurt, extended metaphor, food, fruit,
Form: Free verse
Strawberry frozen yogurt
Yummier than ice-cream
Melts upon my tongue
as a sweet, cool dream.
Tastebuds do a little dance
For yoghurt is so fine and
Strawberries, strawberries yum oh yum
Totally divine!
Categories:
yogurt, food,
Form: Verse
YOGURT
This food is addictive for me!
No, not the cheap junk!
Pure artificial malarkey!
Masquerading in false yogurt dress!
It screams "probiotics" on it's side,
The cartons with gaudy colors hide.
It's truly a phony!
Better eat a slice of baloney!
Oh, phony yogurt you!
Filled with sugars and additives,
Chowed down by obese Americans,
Fooled by the deceptive companies,
Hyping the Lo-Fat deception.
That they are eating so right, they wonder,
"Then, tell me why are my pants are so darn tighter?
Panagiota Romios
4/6/2019
Categories:
yogurt, food,
Form: Rhyme
Yogurt in jail
Ah the high life
We sit around and swill
It tastes magnificent
Truly a best of this place
Categories:
yogurt, adventure, america, angst,
Form: Free verse
We need to go Greek
But not back to school
That’s not what we seek
We just need some fuel
And will this hour
Increase our power
When we devour
. . .Greek Yogurt. . .
Do you know what I mean
What we need right away
Without any whey
Is Greek yogurt protein!
We’ll buy it plain
And then add some fruit
We don’t prefer Dane
Nor dine on Beirut
Have tried Moscow
But holy cow
We can’t do that now. . .
We know what we speak
Great yogurt we seek
And since we’re chic. . .
We’re all going Greek!
David Fisher June 3, 2015 For Sing me a jingle contest
Categories:
yogurt, food, health, song,
Form: Lyric
I used to eat yogurt
When trying to diet.
Instead of a muffin,
I thought I would try it.
Some flavors were tasty
But none’d really thrill me.
Compared to my muffin,
It never did fill me.
Demand for it faded
And I, too, surrendered;
For, low-fat or no-fat,
My body’d not slendered.
But now, decades later,
Seems yogurt is cool
And anyone knocking it’s
Branded a fool.
It still wouldn’t fill me
If served as a meal
And as for a snack,
It holds little appeal.
So I’ll stand outside
As the yogurtites eat
And stick to my ice cream
If I need a treat.
Categories:
yogurt, food,
Form: Rhyme
To eat a cup of yogurt, my lady friend will walk a mile.
Peach and blueberry are the flavors that make her smile.
Magic is performed by the cultures of the genus Acidophilus.
Other microbes belong to the genus Lactobacillus.
She loves the taste despite it being on the sour side.
Her passion for this dairy product is something she cannot hide.
Well, a new kind of yogurt has been sweeping across America.
Fans of this thicker and richer product amount to a plethora.
She says Greek yogurt is something that will personally not please.
Consuming this product is just like eating cream cheese.
Greek yogurt is something my lady friend will not find.
She has rejected this type of yogurt for the more traditional kind.
Categories:
yogurt, food, friend,
Form: Rhyme