Yapper Poems - Poems about Yapper

...Did you even want to be found? I took my shackles off and formed a search and rescue team But did you even want to be found? You’ve been running all your life I think you’ve aced this marathon ......

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...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......

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...For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when I f......

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...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......

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...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Hence plead ding for Mary Poppins wannabe with snap of her fingers can affect ship shape tidiness, which task needed before May 2022 when yearl......

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...Friendly and ferocious, yapper-pup hurls red-sweater embrace. Demure sisters bark in pink, their tandem peek-a-boo’s, I chase. 2/10/2022 YOUR BEST RHYMING COUPLET, #4 Sponsor: L Milton H......

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...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Flush with rage the spouse will become allied if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder altercation especially likely if divorce blurted making me ......

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...McMcBisky a gentleman terrier with exquisite tastes, too many to mention Met up with Miss Dapper, a plain yapper at the American Terrier Convention. Miss Dapper was instantly smitten with this refi......

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...Surrounded by talking morons Incessant talkers Who have nothing to say Yet do nothing but speak and speak and speak and speak and speak and speak I roll my eyes inside my head as they yap Co......

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...He may seem small but soon you realize That a beast within him does reside Do not approach his space Or he'll be yapping in your face He likes to yap He likes to yap ......

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...Waiter: With a smiling face, I came to her table and presented the menu. Becca: "I’d like you to bring me a ......

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...Okay! Okay, just gimme a minute, or maybe even two. It's just like you to pull up a chair just so I can sit next to you. But I know you well enough not to fuss about anything at all. Or Y......

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...I’d love nothing more than to sit with you and share a meal split just for two. I’d order the rainchokes topped with loots and dip them in your sharkflower shoots. But sitting in this divine c......

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...Good evening Miss Becca, I do declare Would be an honour to pull up a chair Can we start with beetle hairs on toasted nettle shoots With your salad of rainchokes and fiddlehead roots Oh my so d......

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...Dinner for two, don’t mind if I do I’d like you to bring me a dinner for two - A serving for me and a serving for you. I’ll order up something that we two can share. Please bring it, then si......

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