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Yapper Poems - Poems about Yapper

Yapper Poems - Examples of all types of poems about yapper to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for yapper.
Premium Member Skipping Kidney Stones
...Did you even want to be found? I took my shackles off and formed a search and rescue team But did you even want to be found? You’ve been running all your life I think you’ve aced this marathon ......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, appreciation, best friend, environment,
Form: Free verse



Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Morning Crapper - Poop
...For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when I f......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, abuse, adventure, anger, animal,
Form: Free verse
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Hence plead ding for Mary Poppins wannabe with snap of her fingers can affect ship shape tidiness, which task needed before May 2022 when yearl......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, adventure, age, angel, anger,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Maltese Mix
...Friendly and ferocious, yapper-pup hurls red-sweater embrace. Demure sisters bark in pink, their tandem peek-a-boo’s, I chase. 2/10/2022 YOUR BEST RHYMING COUPLET, #4 Sponsor: L Milton H......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, animal,
Form: Couplet
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Flush with rage the spouse will become allied if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder altercation especially likely if divorce blurted making me ......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Miss Dapper Meets Mr Mcbisky
...McMcBisky a gentleman terrier with exquisite tastes, too many to mention Met up with Miss Dapper, a plain yapper at the American Terrier Convention. Miss Dapper was instantly smitten with this refi......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Surrounded By Talking Morons
...Surrounded by talking morons Incessant talkers Who have nothing to say Yet do nothing but speak and speak and speak and speak and speak and speak I roll my eyes inside my head as they yap Co......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, friend, work,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Yapper
...He may seem small but soon you realize That a beast within him does reside Do not approach his space Or he'll be yapping in your face He likes to yap He likes to yap ......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, dog, funny, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hard At Work
...Waiter: With a smiling face, I came to her table and presented the menu. Becca: "I’d like you to bring me a ......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, anxiety, appreciation, drink, food,
Form: Narrative
Pull Up a Waiter
...Okay! Okay, just gimme a minute, or maybe even two. It's just like you to pull up a chair just so I can sit next to you. But I know you well enough not to fuss about anything at all. Or Y......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, childhood, fun,
Form: Light Verse
A Waiter's Response
...I’d love nothing more than to sit with you and share a meal split just for two. I’d order the rainchokes topped with loots and dip them in your sharkflower shoots. But sitting in this divine c......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, childhood, fun, imagination, innocence,
Form: Rhyme
Would Be An Honour To Pull Up a Chair
...Good evening Miss Becca, I do declare Would be an honour to pull up a chair Can we start with beetle hairs on toasted nettle shoots With your salad of rainchokes and fiddlehead roots Oh my so d......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, fun,
Form: Couplet
Dinner For Two, Don'T Mind If I Do
...Dinner for two, don’t mind if I do I’d like you to bring me a dinner for two - A serving for me and a serving for you. I’ll order up something that we two can share. Please bring it, then si......Read the rest...
Categories: yapper, food, friend, fun,
Form: Rhyme

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