A Waiter's Response

I’d love nothing more than to sit with you and share a meal split just for two. I’d order the rainchokes topped with loots and dip them in your sharkflower shoots. But sitting in this divine café is not exactly safe per se. Which chair to choose can be so tricky- Sitting down here could make you sprickly. Avoid the red chair but not the blue: Unless you see stripes on a figgy-doo. The chair you chose loves all purple sprink so be sure you do order that coffee to drink! A dinner with you for two sounds great! But as you can see I’m already late for all of the chairs waiting next in line to be pulled up, then placed behind. The dol-yapper seeds will snap with joy when I bring the next girl and bring the next boy I will pull up a seat and pull up a chair and a dinner for three I will start to prepare! -5/8/2017- Please pull up a chair (Suess style) contest