Feathered hat, fife and drum
Doodle's entrance a smash
Though in the air, all around him
float sweet marijuana and hash
'Young lady,' begins Doodle - O, the naivete!
'I'm a he not a she,' the young thing announces
'Are you non-binary, (you) kwir coquette?'
Doodle scratches his head, looks to heaven
What strange folks are these, he wonders
Where he is she and she is he... Who is me?
All is folly! ~ the race now riven asunder
Categories:
yankee doodle, crazy, identity, nostalgia, time,
Form: Rhyme
I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior
Trousers pulled up nipple high
Food stains on my shirt and in my hair
Happy but I don't know why
Got to see my family doctor
Really painful when I pee
All you people hear me farting
Better hide the children
Cause I am about to let one fly
(To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Apologies to George M. Cohan.)
Categories:
yankee doodle, fun,
Form: Free verse
Brave young men, missions of laughter
Returnees ~ wounded ever after
Categories:
yankee doodle, song, war,
Form: Crystalline
Yankee Doodle
had a poodle,
and its name was Tony.
He fed this dog on fish and chips
and lots of macaroni.
Yankee Doodle
lacks a poodle.
Now he has a terrier.
Every day it learns new tricks.
The more it learns, the merrier.
Categories:
yankee doodle, dog, humor, pets,
Form: Burlesque
A rich couple went to see two pedigree French poodles
Sorry, no poodles for sale -- they're busy playing canoodle
Categories:
yankee doodle, dog, nonsense, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Yankee Doodle went to Maine
Riding on a snail.
By the time he reached Bangor,
He was old and frail!
Categories:
yankee doodle, children
Form: Rhyme