Christmas Worst Poems
These Christmas Worst poems are examples of Worst poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Worst Christmas poems written by international poets.
The Worst and Best Christmas Ever
It was December Christmas eve, and it was snowing outside
Kids were making snowmen and some boys had made a slide
Our eight year old daughter
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worst, car, christmas, daughter, snow,
My Worst Gift
My Worst Gift
My dad’s a lifelong villain
But I’m the one that’s sorry
Cos this year all my presents fell
off the back of a lorry
I didn’t get
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worst, birthday, christmas, father, funny,
She Was the Worst of the Worst Kid
She was the worst kid, the worst of the worst.
The teacher tried to quit the first day after she put her through hoops and paces
And
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worst, bullying, school, student, teacher,
My X-Mas Wish To Santa, My Letter To Santa, Keep the Worst Buddy
SONNET 1
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worst, appreciation, blessing, christmas, forgiveness,
A Dead Boring Gift - the Worst Christmas Present Ever
Her father gave her a burial blot
(Not jewellery or clothes or a yacht!)
When Debbie’s interred low
Will they add a gift bow
Still for now it’s a
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worst, christmas, father daughter, humorous,
My Worst Date
Twas winter ninety-seven, all around the town
Houses lit up magically, parties all around.
Boyfriend says, come with me, to works Christmas dinner,
Dress up chic and sexy,
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worst, celebration, christmas, dance, funny,
Worst Christmas Presents
WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
New toilet seat in pink and purple flowers.
Jockeyshorts with slogans which puzzle for hours.
Teeshirt printed with “McCartney Farewell Tour
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worst, funny,
Worst Christmas
This is the worst day
Christmas was just plain awful
No one the stop by
No presents exchanged
There was no celebration
No joy in the house
Russell Sivey
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worst, holiday, life, sad,
My Worst Christmas Ever
Snow falls around us
as we hug for the last time
Niether of us let go
Our first Christmas apart
since you met my parents
I feel as if
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worst, friendship, girlfriend-boyfriend, holiday, lost
My Worst Poem Ever: "scuddle Butt and Martzy Putt"
Scuddle Butt and Martzy Putt, two nonsense senior rhymers.
Went to bed without a blink and never set their timers.
And when the dawn grew very near;
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worst, funny, holiday, imagination
Joy of Different Seasons (Worst)
Sunlight at an angle dancing through colored leaves
Cool nights to snuggle beneath the sheets; warm days of ease
Last of gardens harvest; goodbye to summer's bees
Joyful
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worst, animals, life, nature, seasonswinter,
The Worst Christmas I Ever Had
I was twelve years old and it was the Christmas Season.
We were on our best behavior; you know the reason.
Christmas decorations were taken down from
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worst, childhood, family, holiday, nostalgiachristmas,