With Humor Poems | Examples


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Quotes With Humor

MASTERS
                    some false teachers
                   only teach A, not B
                   only the Y, not the X...

                          PRIESTS
                    priests order
                    the present body,
                    not the fleeing soul...

                           CRAZY
                     Swept crazy,
                    are assisted by
                    crazy on occasion...

                            SKY
                     Heaven is for everyone
                     redeemed sinners
                     illusion fishermen...

Roads - With Humor

I
Roads Go
Long Or
Won't Do
Too Short

II
Dirt roads
Misnomer
Dirt tracks
Better

III
Tar roads
Our English
Asphalt; Paved
Your's. Ours?**

NOTE: ** Maybe Macadamized; Adam's Fault (not Eve's), LOL!

Stylish With Humor

Bean and Rice,
are no further
human food ...
Nowadays the
actually stylish
eat ice cream
of gold...!


Proverbs With Humor

One is little, two is well
      three is too much "

       Nothing:
        3 castles, 3 yachts, 3 farms
        3 billion, is much finer than
        3 pierced tents, 3 pirogues,
        3 shallow pits and 3 dollars ...
        There's no comparison ...!
             

        "Whoever runs, tires, walks
          and reaches"

         I doubt anyone will reach
         USAIN BOLT walking in
         a 100 m race...

Love With Humor

ETHYLIC LOVE

                 Our idyllic love:
                   I  am lovely cachaça,
                    you just champagne ...
                       ethanol ...!

                  CRY A RIVER
                Yesterday for you i cried,
                 a whole river i spilled ..,
                 Today, neither ...
                  I do not care...

                    AI, AI ,,,
                 If you suffer my pain,
                   double there ...
                  woe to us ...

                     TO LIVE
                  If you live or
                   if you saw me ...
                   In the sixties
                   Wow...

Fluster With Humor

I woke up this morning with hair spiking 
With a comb I tried to comb it down
It was so frustrating and not very striking
With odd looking expressions I felt like a clown

So today I sat down on my chair 
This will be the time of day
With gel in my hand I declare
I will put my hair down if it will stay

I was joking to myself so fluster I was
My hair did not stay down instead
The gel so sticky I stop because
I was in a panic I almost had tear shed

This morning I felt so confused 
Even my cloths did not match
I almost blew my fuse
Because today I hit a patch

I finally got my hair to stay down in a way
With a smile I put a hat this will be O.K.

Fluster with Humor (3-29-13)
By: Reynaldo L. Mast


History With Humor

History With Humor

Clerihew might follow you.
And bring names fame without adieu.
Whether views from ancient times
Or in the news as modern lines
Famous people must beware.
Paparazzi roam everywhere.
Private lives are set on hold.
When fame has molded lives of gold.
Clerihew poets write words down.
Famous people in humor are found.
Unfolding historical laughter.
And snickers happily ever after.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 22, 2010

Poetic form: Couplets
 
Inspired to help myself remember the various short poems forms.
Personal Goal:  Write 20 short poems per day.  Practice, practice, practice...

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