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fashion hunting

I’ve spent the last couple of weeks in Paris settling in. My every appliance, gadget and charger have been bricked by the weird, French electricity, which bobs when it should weave or something - but you still can’t stick a fork in the sockets.

I’ve also been meandering the right bank* arrondissements for fashions. Students at

In Praise of the Euphemism

Of that body part men activate
to urinate or procreate –
as the case or need may be –
it’s clinical terminology
is still considered by many
as off limits in polite society
whereas its vulgar substitutes
still more than ever constitute 
the norm, though by the puritanical
are condemned as inexcusable.
And, therefore, to circumvent
their use and avoid embarrassment
they’ve been discreetly sanitized
and inoffensively

TRAPIN

IVE BEEN TRAPPIN
NOT HOLDING BACK
FEELING THE BASS
MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
GOT THAT CHAIN ON ME
A LIL BIT OF BLANG
THERES SO MUH VIOLENCE 
IN MY BLOOD
JUST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRAPIN

GOTCHA!

Tingly skies full of surprise, oh how I love when with surmise,
the little rascal aims his dart as if it were poetic art!
He will deliberately ambush you and your entire tush
with a gush loaded arrow he does romantically push
into hearts genuine states of goofy, gooeyed, loving mush.

No one on this earth can evade him, only

Yosemite Sam

by me kyle walker caycay son for fun not contest

Yosemite Sam
always stumbled upon a jam.
Each time he would yell ' tarnation.'  
Altercations most have caused elation.

Lesson Learnt

Gullible I am

Gullible I will always be

Been burnt many a time

Lesson learnt….No Siree!


Soft hearted, trusting

Is who I am

Will I ever change

Lesson learnt…No Ma’am!

to write or not to write

To write or not to write
Is that not the question
Whether to shed blood
In guise of metaphor
Or curl the tainted words
Ball-like upon the floor
To cast the spell of rhymes
Quick dancing step
Upon a metered cadence
Without breath
NAY, we must shout
ALAS, lest chaos reign
Within despondent hearts
Such folly fain
To be or not to be
T’was ne’er the quest
Perhaps with tongue in

Bum blebees

Bum..blebees

On a warm, spring day
in…… May,
when there’s a hum
from the bum…blebees,
PLEASE,
just freeze
and……..listen!

For on that warm, spring day
in….May
that buzz and hum
does come
when young bees
are in a fret of sweat
learning their humming alphabet!

So on this warm, spring May day
when the hum of the bum..blebees
is buzzing lightly through the trees
just listen far and near,
and you’ll definitely hear
the humble,

Wiley E Coyote

Wiley E Coyote
bought his gadgets from Acme
when he tried to trap the roadrunner
his gadgets always ran him over

Add Humor To Your Day

Instead of acting like you’re in mourning
With a smiling face, just say good morning

Instead of walking around with a frown
Just be happy without being a clown

 Kids don’t need for your tales to be gory
Why not share with them, a funny story

No need to go on about your ex-wife
Say something humorous about your life

To break

The Chicken Plucker

Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live duck!

Local News

Local news

Elderly woman hit by a bus.
She was elderly people,
So what's all the fuss?
She  had a full life, 
What more can you say?
These elderly people,
They get in the way.
When you are old 
You should stay at home.
What  was she thinking?
going out all alone.
And as I read on I thought,
Can this be?
This elderly woman

For Your Entertainment

a clown 
     in town 

purpose 
     circus 

jam-packed 
     in fact 

a mime 
     at nine 

fun night 
     done right 

Me, a harness horse called a cob

For long I worked when in a job,
Fending from boss his o’er-head lob,
Retired, I find it tough
Not getting a day off 
From new boss-- no more a door knob,
Demanding: better learn
Your daily bread to earn,
She, chasing, stern, my peace to rob.
‘Las, too late to regret
For having lost the bet,
Me, a harness horse called a cob.
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Happenings

The Beer Ends Here

To his shame and dismay,
he drank beer all that day;
never did get to the funeral –
held up, he said, at a urinal.

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