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Tired ever since I retired
For long who’d been my better half Has now become my bitter half-- Bitter, my autumns sing Of fantasies of spring… She’s a bull, not long ere a calf Who feels (or feigns) she’s mighty tired Ever since I retired, To smirk has turned what was her laugh. _________________________ Happenings | 24.07.2025 | humour, life, wife Note: She has, I would like to...

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Categories: with humor, humor, life, wife,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member If I had a Guitar
If I had a guitar and I knew how to play I’d be on tour, playing music all loud and gay I would have a fan base that would be yelling my name None of my fine renditions would be the same I would seriously pluck those strings in the fanciest way if I had a guitar and I knew...

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Categories: with humor, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Spitting Image
I wonder why my parent said She’s the spitting image of grandma dead For in death, grandma did not look her best ~ though she still aced the saliva test ...

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Categories: with humor, humor, meaningful, words,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member - As We Moooooove On -
Categories: with humor, angst, humor,
Form: Shadorma
Premium Member silencio
When I’m not tapped into a music stream. I like quiet no - let’s be exact, I like silence ear plugs in - deafening quiet or better yet, noise cancelled anti-sound That’s relatively new technology My mom mentioned new studies suggest it may rewire things gray matter wise, you know, behind the eyes like the patterns sound forms in sand. But if you’re going to...

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Categories: with humor, cheer up, humor, mom,
Form: Free verse



A Poem About Nothing
I have nothing to live for. I have nothing to die for. If I die today, it will be nothing If I live today, it will be for nothing...

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Categories: with humor, depression, feelings, hope, how
Form: Free verse
Premium Member From the Benedict Arnold Trial
"One if by land, two if by sea". That's what Paul Revere said to me. But my memory's just no good, and sadly, I misunderstood. Anyway, Paul was just a spy, and I like eating shepherd's pie....

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Categories: with humor, history, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Pie-Faced
I've oft been offered but not tempted by large helpings of pie in the sky from too many crooks who indeed the broth did spoil and so as not to be sullied by such greasy oil I stay out of their kitchen not because I can't stand the heat but what's on their menu ain't my cup of meat apple or cherry by the slice...

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Categories: with humor, animal, food, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Quickie
In the next life if reincarnated as a mayfly I am designated it's good enough for me with nothing but fun for twenty-four hours (under the sun) until the race is run bonking here bonking there I'll be bonking everywhere non-stop until I drop ...

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Categories: with humor, fun, humor, insect, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member An Amoeba's Song
A brave sailor who sails the high sea will aim knowing his aft from his lee, but Brownian motion, that fabulous notion, works well for an amoeba like me. ...

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Categories: with humor, animal, humor, nature, science,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Invitation to Dinner
I’d invite you and your wife to dinner but my wife’s cooking is, well, no winner. I guarantee that after the first bite my prediction will kill your appetite and in short time you’ll be speeding from your chair to the bathroom heaving. But if like me you had to sit and eat until your plate was clean of every morsel piled on...

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Categories: with humor, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Knowing
An infant knows its mother by scent and breath a mother knows her twins they only fool themselves God knows us by the color of our souls, every shade, dent and chip -- No one knows us better than the IRS!...

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Categories: with humor, character, community, culture, humor,
Form: Free verse
i still got sum
. 'neath thuh prairie'z thickets 'long it's lush open hidden ...

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Categories: with humor, baptism, dad, devotion, humor,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Body Language
Putting my best foot forward shoulder to the wheel nose to the grindstone my Achilles heel while sticking my neck out I soon found as with my eye on the ball ear to the ground when I put my back into it not with tongue in cheek but to keep my chin up heard joints creak the onset of old age memory loss an early taste for in the end...

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Categories: with humor, age, body, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Confucius - 551 BC-479 BC
Wise man say, “No laugh up sleeve, while wear heart on same. For misconstrued may be, lose heart's desire, passion's flame.” Happy dentist say, when at chair, always looking down in mouth, “If two-thirty appointment, timely arrive, open wide, north and south.” Smart dry cleaner say, “When laundering get old, ironing fatigues. Fresh stuff, no fluff nor fold, we take...

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Categories: with humor, celebrity, fun, humor, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme

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