Mr Wiggles
An old Irish gnome named Mr. Wiggles
Has never ending humor and giggles
His jokes are getting old
It's the same ones he's told
But still fun to watch his belly jiggles
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Categories:
wiggles, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Wiggles and Squirms
There once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.
(Limerick)
05/03/2023
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
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Categories:
wiggles, angst, cute, fantasy, funny,
Form: Limerick
Miss Sparks Betta Wiggles
Maria hums to the tune of “Taps” as she scoops out the betta
One red, one blue, Wiggles got ick, now it’s just Padma blue
Doorbell rings, ding dong, Maria rushes to answer, Ahh, Greek feta
The delivery guy left as the maid pounded on the screen, birds flew
This is cheddar, Miss Sparks will be upset, hmmm. It’s
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Categories:
wiggles, fish, funny, loss,
Form: Rhyme
Turtle Wiggles Way To Sea
Existence of a Turtle
turtles have been born
they will wiggle way to sea
ride currents up the coast
they could be eaten
at any time in their lives
have to be careful
during their efforts
what they do is to head south
start a family
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Categories:
wiggles, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Captain Wiggles Nursery Rhyme
Captain Wiggles
Captain wiggles can’t sit still.
He wiggles and giggles on top of the hill.
He jumps around, always acting silly.
Even on days when it feels quite chilly.
Captain wiggles loves to Have fun.
He laughs and dances while on the run.
On the playground or picnicking in the park.
He giggles all day and long after dark.
3/22/2021
Nursery Rhyme 3
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Categories:
wiggles, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
I Love the Way She Wiggles When She Walks
I Love The Way She Wiggles When She Walks
I love the way she wiggles when she walks
her beautiful smile that shows her delight.
She fascinates me with sweet, sexy talks
together in bed on cold winter nights.
Hot romance like this comes along rarely
her soft, gentle touch swells my ardor.
When she undresses, I can just barely
Hold back I
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Categories:
wiggles, art, beautiful, blessing, girl,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
wiggles, funny,
Form: Haiku
Mr Wiggles the Stuffed Punk Pig
Mr. Wiggles the stuffed “punk pig” , he wasn’t always this way. Before the safety pins in his little nose and “Dead Kennedy’s” patch on his soft, fuzzy, pink back, he was a loving, clean, attractive piggy who was afraid of the dark. He sewed black and red string into his adorable little ear because
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Categories:
wiggles, animals, fantasy, funny, tribute,
Form: Epic
A Lover Wiggles
By candle-light
the moon stirred the room...
a lover wiggles
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Categories:
wiggles, nature
Form: Haiku
Giggles and Wiggles
Have you ever met a giggle?
How 'bout one that didn't wiggle?
I've never saw such a sight
Not even in the mid of night
Tickle, tickle on your side
giggle so very much you cried
Tears of laughter I should say
Here comes that wiggle, by the way
OK, OK, now you see
You'll have fun on a smiling spree
So now you know
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Categories:
wiggles, children, giggle,
Form: Free verse