An old Irish gnome named Mr. Wiggles
Has never ending humor and giggles
His jokes are getting old
It's the same ones he's told
But still fun to watch his belly jiggles
Categories:
wiggles, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
There once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.
(Limerick)
05/03/2023
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
wiggles, angst, cute, fantasy, funny,
Form: Limerick
Maria hums to the tune of “Taps” as she scoops out the betta
One red, one blue, Wiggles got ick, now it’s just Padma blue
Doorbell rings, ding dong, Maria rushes to answer, Ahh, Greek feta
The delivery guy left as the maid pounded on the screen, birds flew
This is cheddar, Miss Sparks will be upset, hmmm. It’s okay!
Swooshing sounds from the toilet bowl, as Maria flushes
Tosses the salad, grabs her clanking keys, and drives away
Down the hill, exhales haa, then inhales huh, blood rushes
Nick The Greek’s, an order of the Greek feta salad, to go please
Exits Nicks, enters Finney’s Fish Store. I’ll take that one, that fish
As she points to the red betta splashing, wiggling, stops, in a freeze
Dear Maria, I’m home, bring my salad and a glass of iced tea swish
So, tell me, how was your day, clops off her shoes by her chair
Leaning, back crackling, with Wiggles her red betta nearby
Miss Sparks waits for her maid, then notices Padma’s stare
Maria, why is Padma staring at Wiggles with a glint in her eye?
Categories:
wiggles, fish, funny, loss,
Form: Rhyme
Existence of a Turtle
turtles have been born
they will wiggle way to sea
ride currents up the coast
they could be eaten
at any time in their lives
have to be careful
during their efforts
what they do is to head south
start a family
Categories:
wiggles, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Captain Wiggles
Captain wiggles can’t sit still.
He wiggles and giggles on top of the hill.
He jumps around, always acting silly.
Even on days when it feels quite chilly.
Captain wiggles loves to Have fun.
He laughs and dances while on the run.
On the playground or picnicking in the park.
He giggles all day and long after dark.
3/22/2021
Nursery Rhyme 3 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Categories:
wiggles, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
I Love The Way She Wiggles When She Walks
I love the way she wiggles when she walks
her beautiful smile that shows her delight.
She fascinates me with sweet, sexy talks
together in bed on cold winter nights.
Hot romance like this comes along rarely
her soft, gentle touch swells my ardor.
When she undresses, I can just barely
Hold back I do, each time it gets harder.
I love the way she wiggles when she walks!
Robert J. Lindley, 4-26-2016
Poem Syllable Counter Results
Syllables Per Line: 10 10 10 10 0 10 10 10 10 0 10
Total # Syllables: 90
Total # Lines: 11 (Including empty lines)
Words with (syllables) counted programmatically: N/A
Total # Words: 69
Note--Written for PD contest, must be under ten lines, max syllables per verse -ten.
Categories:
wiggles, art, beautiful, blessing, girl,
Form: Rhyme
Wiggles
Tenfold dividend
Three witches stirring caldron
Wiggles beef, well done!
By Eve Roper 3/7/2015
Categories:
wiggles, funny,
Form: Haiku
By candle-light
the moon stirred the room...
a lover wiggles
Categories:
wiggles, nature
Form: Haiku
Have you ever met a giggle?
How 'bout one that didn't wiggle?
I've never saw such a sight
Not even in the mid of night
Tickle, tickle on your side
giggle so very much you cried
Tears of laughter I should say
Here comes that wiggle, by the way
OK, OK, now you see
You'll have fun on a smiling spree
So now you know a giggle just isn't a giggle
Unless you add a little wiggle
(I wrote this one a while ago for my 3 yr old son, and it
makes him laugh when we read it, and i tickle him on his
side while we read it....he loves it)
-Miranda Lambert-
Categories:
wiggles, children, giggle,
Form: Free verse