Whopped Poems - Poems about Whopped

...I’m sure no army prays for it: It’s a soldier’s safe throat slit! From behind a troop Rat-Tat-Tat, A soldier would slump plus his hat… Popularly, a batch’s ambush Against them laid in a bush: ......Read the rest...

...KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION A lady's out doing her shopping She's braless, both boobies are flopping V necked dress, not the best Cos out popped her right breast The nipple ......Read the rest...

...What I’m going to tell you now might make you think I’m loco. I hope that you’ll believe me, but I don’t care if you do. You asked me what - in all my life’s - the strangest thing I’ve seen. Well…c......Read the rest...

...One criteria for heaven: Unconditional love for everyone Not for only people who look like you Or think like you Not that there are any others. Your religion, neighbors and family cannot help you......Read the rest...

...The enchanted willow tree had watched in silence for many moons, but for some reason, on this day, she could not watch any more. When the out-of-control-with-anger- father came out to try and g......Read the rest...

......For four years he wandered, a human scourge, throwing in with the worst type of dregs. He robbed from so many without a thought, and when he slept, he saw only red. He soon was wanted in cou......Read the rest...

...In the stillness of slumber In the wee morning hours Far in the distance of night A faint whistle can be heard... Roar of eagerness shakes the night As Kublai barks in happy delight Scratchin......Read the rest...

...Oh! No! There's a mosquito in my ear, And I can't hear! Anything but that god awful sound. Like fingernails on a chalkboard. If I had a teeny tiny sword I'd give him what for! I whopped myself in the......Read the rest...