Whopped Poems | Examples


Surprise Attack

I’m sure no army prays for it:
It’s a soldier’s safe throat slit!
From behind a troop Rat-Tat-Tat,
A soldier would slump plus his hat…

Popularly, a batch’s ambush
Against them laid in a bush:
Something for which one makes retreats;
To withstand one a thousand feats!

But staccato shots won’t let you: 
Fusillades of gun-fire that chew.
If one survived it Hero
But the chances often zero;
Israel had braved Black September’s
Till date a stunt Dad remembers…

Jacob’s sons swooping on Hamor:
The Rapist who’d whopped their sister,
The act to them saddest humor:
They’d chosen, first,  blister!

If you had a surprise attack,
Some eyes had been watching your track,
Then tried to commonsense rack:
For the weight lift of clean and Jerk!
Categories: whopped, cry, death, fear, violence,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberKeeping Abreast of the Situation - Bawdy Limerick

KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION


A lady's out doing her shopping
She's braless, both boobies are flopping
V necked dress, not the best
Cos out popped her right breast
The nipple display was eye popping!

I observed this today -  this buxom lass bent forward to get something that she had dropped and I got a real eyeful – she wasn’t fazed just whopped it back in and got on with her shopping!!!

For Leah - thanks for encouraging me to write this  story BBxx 

07/20/21
Categories: whopped, body, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick


Oh No

Oh! No!
There's a mosquito in my ear,
And I can't hear!
Anything but that god awful sound.
Like fingernails on a chalkboard.
If I had a teeny tiny sword
I'd give him what for!
I whopped myself in the eye!
No time to cry.
Too busy flailing my arms.
He's going to keep me up all night!
I put up a fight.
With nothing to show for it.
Except this mouse under my eye.
A mouse!!!..... Oh! No!
Categories: whopped, funny, silly,
Form: Verse
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