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Keeping Abreast of the Situation - Bawdy Limerick

KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION


A lady's out doing her shopping
She's braless, both boobies are flopping
V necked dress, not the best
Cos out popped her right breast
The nipple display was eye popping!

I observed this today -  this buxom lass bent forward to get something that she had dropped and I got a real eyeful – she wasn’t fazed just whopped it back in and got on with her shopping!!!

For Leah - thanks for encouraging me to write this  story BBxx 

07/20/21

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Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/2/2021 5:27:00 PM Cricky Jan she could have been abreasted for indecent exposure, or perhaps it would have been a treat for the police. You tell a whale of a tale, real pick-me-ups… Belle :-) x Login to Reply

Leah Earles Date: 7/24/2021 6:50:00 AM Aw this has made me giggle! Really brightened up my day ? Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 7/22/2021 8:25:00 PM Lol, she let it it hang out for a bit.. Login to Reply

Millard Lowe Date: 7/22/2021 4:31:00 PM Another day in the life of life's challenges to those who are chosen to be in the services of others. Peace and Love. Login to Reply

David Kavanagh Date: 7/22/2021 12:32:00 PM A mere wardrobe malfunction Jan, them knockers need to be kept under control, there always hitting of me, lol, but no seriously, another unrestrained exquisite Limerick, cheers David Login to Reply

Mike Gentile Date: 7/22/2021 11:49:00 AM I bet that was hysterical as is your Limerick as well !! Your humor is contagious xxoo Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/22/2021 8:11:00 AM Lol, if this heat continues we'll be all walking around in our birthday suits. Tom Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 7/22/2021 4:25:00 AM Ha Ha, Jan, so hilarious, love your bawdy poems! hugs Login to Reply

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 7/21/2021 11:35:00 PM It could happen to anyone of us... lol Very funny Jan....Delice Login to Reply

Sandra Adams Date: 7/21/2021 5:27:00 PM lol...i am sure it was funny to see, some of us would be embarrassed but i guess not all are phased... made me laugh as a good limerick should! :) Login to Reply

David Mchattie Date: 7/21/2021 4:44:00 PM Very witty my friend. Gave me a chuckle. Have a great day. Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 7/21/2021 1:37:00 PM haha... no shame for some... but braless sounds good. Soup Mail Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/21/2021 11:14:00 AM Lucky you! I would not have hesitated to lend her an hand! Login to Reply

Victor Buhagiar Date: 7/20/2021 11:10:00 PM Funny but quite common these days. Hugs xxoo Login to Reply

David Mohn Date: 7/20/2021 8:10:00 PM bawdy indeed...very funny Jan. It was fun watching your fellow islander Mark Cavendish the last few weeks by the way :) Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/20/2021 5:18:00 PM oh my, that is not good. haha. I sure like this one, Jan. Login to Reply

L Milton Hankins Date: 7/20/2021 3:15:00 PM Oh my! I take it she must've planned it that way. Where am I when the good ones happen? I could have offered to help her put it back where it belonged! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/5/2021 1:42:00 PM Hope you have large hands Milt lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Puddifoot Date: 7/20/2021 2:29:00 PM funny one, jan! something similar happened to me once, good job i can laugh at myself lol.:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/5/2021 1:42:00 PM oh wahta a booboo Charlotte lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/20/2021 1:53:00 PM Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! She should have secured her boobies much better. Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/5/2021 1:41:00 PM lol thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/20/2021 11:33:00 AM This is hilarious, Jan! You’ve painted a very vivid and funny picture! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/20/2021 11:44:00 AM Oh Ilene it was so hilarious, she just popped her 'spaniel's ear' back in her dress and walked on, I was trying not to laugh. I told an friend about it and she said there had to be a poem about it and you know me i can't resist a challenge!:-) hugs Jan xx