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Keeping Abreast of the Situation - Bawdy Limerick

KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION A lady's out doing her shopping She's braless, both boobies are flopping V necked dress, not the best Cos out popped her right breast The nipple display was eye popping! I observed this today - this buxom lass bent forward to get something that she had dropped and I got a real eyeful – she wasn’t fazed just whopped it back in and got on with her shopping!!! For Leah - thanks for encouraging me to write this story BBxx 07/20/21

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Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/2/2021 5:27:00 PM

Cricky Jan she could have been abreasted for indecent exposure, or perhaps it would have been a treat for the police. You tell a whale of a tale, real pick-me-ups… Belle :-) x

Leah Earles

Date: 7/24/2021 6:50:00 AM

Aw this has made me giggle! Really brightened up my day ?

Joseph May

Date: 7/22/2021 8:25:00 PM

Lol, she let it it hang out for a bit..

Millard Lowe

Date: 7/22/2021 4:31:00 PM

Another day in the life of life's challenges to those who are chosen to be in the services of others. Peace and Love.

David Kavanagh

Date: 7/22/2021 12:32:00 PM

A mere wardrobe malfunction Jan, them knockers need to be kept under control, there always hitting of me, lol, but no seriously, another unrestrained exquisite Limerick, cheers David

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/22/2021 11:49:00 AM

I bet that was hysterical as is your Limerick as well !! Your humor is contagious xxoo

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/22/2021 8:11:00 AM

Lol, if this heat continues we'll be all walking around in our birthday suits. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/22/2021 4:25:00 AM

Ha Ha, Jan, so hilarious, love your bawdy poems! hugs

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 7/21/2021 11:35:00 PM

It could happen to anyone of us... lol Very funny Jan....Delice

Sandra Adams

Date: 7/21/2021 5:27:00 PM

lol...i am sure it was funny to see, some of us would be embarrassed but i guess not all are phased... made me laugh as a good limerick should! :)

David Mchattie

Date: 7/21/2021 4:44:00 PM

Very witty my friend. Gave me a chuckle. Have a great day.

Eve Roper

Date: 7/21/2021 1:37:00 PM

haha... no shame for some... but braless sounds good. Soup Mail

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/21/2021 11:14:00 AM

Lucky you! I would not have hesitated to lend her an hand!

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/20/2021 11:10:00 PM

Funny but quite common these days. Hugs xxoo

David Mohn

Date: 7/20/2021 8:10:00 PM

bawdy indeed...very funny Jan. It was fun watching your fellow islander Mark Cavendish the last few weeks by the way :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/20/2021 5:18:00 PM

oh my, that is not good. haha. I sure like this one, Jan.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/20/2021 3:15:00 PM

Oh my! I take it she must've planned it that way. Where am I when the good ones happen? I could have offered to help her put it back where it belonged!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2021 1:42:00 PM

Hope you have large hands Milt lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Puddifoot

Date: 7/20/2021 2:29:00 PM

funny one, jan! something similar happened to me once, good job i can laugh at myself lol.:)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2021 1:42:00 PM

oh wahta a booboo Charlotte lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/20/2021 1:53:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! She should have secured her boobies much better. Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2021 1:41:00 PM

lol thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/20/2021 11:33:00 AM

This is hilarious, Jan! You’ve painted a very vivid and funny picture!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2021 11:44:00 AM

Oh Ilene it was so hilarious, she just popped her 'spaniel's ear' back in her dress and walked on, I was trying not to laugh. I told an friend about it and she said there had to be a poem about it and you know me i can't resist a challenge!:-) hugs Jan xx