Boris Is Going
...Do you remember Boris; back in 2020
A virus was about to break, yet people
None the wiser ' at first he said no real
Big stuff, along with Holland we should face it tough.'
he'd been briefed the...
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Categories:
whitty, allusion, analogy, anger, anti
Form: Verse
Who's On First
...Sebastian said Dim Whitty,
So as to make this funny
I asked the coach and said
"Honey...Who's on First?"
Coach said eYes!
And I got that part. Write.
Costello asked for the bat
Said he lov...
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Categories:
whitty, friendship, funnytoday,
Form: I do not know?
Megan :)
...her eyes like perfect, flawless diamonds shine,
so pure no single imperfection marrs,
i never knew of something so divine,
their raiant twinkle rivals that of stars.
her voice is like a choir ...
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Categories:
whitty, love
Form: Sonnet
Eating Disorders
...i once had thought that i was far too fat,
my greatest dread was going to the pool,
and so for hours and hours, pensive i sat,
and then i thought, ill just not eat at all!
i dropped the pounds,...
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Categories:
whitty, healthme,
Form: Sonnet
An Ode To Unrequited Love
...her eyes like vats of molten chocolate are,
they drew me in, i could not look away,
radiant beauty, bright as any star,
i thought about her ev'ry single day.
for two long months, a state of ecs...
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Categories:
whitty, lost lovelove,
Form: Sonnet
A Pauper's Lament
...i sit here pondering where i went wrong,
as i gaze at the world from way on high,
for once i was handsome, clever and strong,
now i realise i was living a lie.
i once had a dream of being in la...
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Categories:
whitty, depression, loss
Form: Sonnet