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Who's On First

Sebastian said Dim Whitty, So as to make this funny I asked the coach and said "Honey...Who's on First?" Coach said eYes! And I got that part. Write. Costello asked for the bat Said he loved the game so Coach gave him That. Confused as can be, he swung it round almost hitting me! But missed he did when he hit his own head and said... that he still couldn't see. Man wears a bowlers cap. Indeed. Who drops the ball so the runner goes two seconds and then to thirds. I don't know, that's just what I heard as I skirted around to base 3. “Run Forrest, Today is catching me!” I heard the ball cry as it flew on by, hit by the Bat to be Cause! I Don't Care said I Don't Know and so, the game was ended. Short Stop got an attitude. ..... but I like the game ..... I said to Coach, rename them in the field. I'll take that bat and his hard felt hat and we'll see what a girl can yield. Who's on first sWhich two seconds and What is replaced on 3? Lefty's out in a field and Why? Be Cause, the center is Hers I said, How, Tomorrow can't throw and Today knows nothing, it's beyond my comprehension. New Batter is up and Again I mention... It's Time Two play. With. A Team called Woman.

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Date: 7/18/2009 7:42:00 PM
I am not a baseball fan, but a sports fan... I like the spin and enjoyed the read friend.....:JP)
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Date: 7/18/2009 1:23:00 PM
What a great take on the "Who's on First" routine! You had me laughing throughout the entire poem. Another gem from our beloved dizzy Miss Izzy! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/18/2009 12:43:00 PM
<3
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Date: 7/18/2009 11:57:00 AM
and reagarding wow, I simply don't play it, so I couldn't vouch for the riddle. :)
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Date: 7/18/2009 11:50:00 AM
wow Charma... this wasn't so personal as that dear. Just a poem about a funny ballgame but thank you so much for the comment. I'm sure the Coach loves her and like.wise. ;) Regarding games of the heart... there never are any.
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