Whities Poems - Poems about Whities

... Feeling a bit extra strange today Really can't imagine the reason Tightie whities maybe a little too tight Think maybe I'm overeating 3X most likely is my new size now Please keep ......Read the rest...

...Bike to ramp and from ramp to tree In just a second you can feel the hit Hanging midair is a time of glee Adrenaline rush with teeth a’grit Grasping his precious jewels The tens unit clung C......Read the rest...

...Aw, dear cousin mine I miss ya you know I do.. Remember that time? I stepped through the door you pulled down my pants in front of your whole family and mine. Was I old enough to know ......Read the rest...

...Been feeling a bit extra strange today Really can't imagine the reason My tightie whities must be a little tight Think lately, I'm overeating 3X most likely is my new size now Please k......Read the rest...

...Once upon a time, there was a little girl, who liked to wear skirts. The people in the streets didn't like the view of the girls legs hue. "The sun is calling you", "You shine in the dark", ......Read the rest...

...What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headach......Read the rest...

...I grew up in Bath in the nineteen nineties wearing short shorts over tighty whities, while Bath were champions of English Rugby, a beautiful city farfetched from ugly. We played on Stilts and h......Read the rest...

...Been feeling a bit extra strange today Can't imagine what's the reason My tightie whities must be a little too tight Think lately, I'm overeating 3X most likely is my new size now Plea......Read the rest...

...What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headach......Read the rest...

...Since moving to our brand new home There's things I haven't found Like my pair of pearly white dentures And Dufus our basset hound Still haven't located my tightie whities People are holding......Read the rest...

...Tightie whities are my normal attire While composing my marvellous rhymes Inspired by the freedom my undies provide Such passion and jubilation is mine Fully clothed, creativity's quite rest......Read the rest...

...They call me a silly old jester A title I'm proud to possess Love making people titter and giggle Some dribble all over their dress Don't mean to cause embarrassment If some of you can't keep contro......Read the rest...

...The clothesline hung, low, and limp. Raucous, red, long johns and worn, white, blue jeans pinned like butterflies in a box; dangled bodiless. The neighbors all envied Mom’s skill. Nobodies t......Read the rest...