Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

Tightie Whities

Tightie whities are my normal attire
While composing my marvellous rhymes
Inspired by the freedom my undies provide
Such passion and jubilation is mine

Fully clothed, creativity's quite restricted
Grandiose words stick in my throat
As soon as I divest myself of my trousers
It immediately re-floats my boat

I try real hard to imagine all you poets
Naughty images take over my mind
I'm begging you friends to please cover up
One day we'll see each other on line

It's okay for me, with my Adonis like body
But some of you less fortunate souls
Might want to avoid the total embarrassment
And cover up your multiple folds

Tightie whities are now my normal attire
While composing my marvellous rhymes
Don't often brag 'bout my amazing body
Decided it was certainly about time!


© Jack Ellison 2014

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Ale A A March 9, 2013 at 8:28 PM Jack, I'm at work reading this and burst into laughter. I had to share this with the office. Jack Ellison March 10, 2013 at 4:05 AM You're like a new found treasure my sweet friend! Happy you enjoyed my silliness and shared it! Until the next time, huggs and much love! xoxoxox

Donna Jones March 9, 2013 at 4:37 PM You are one crazy guy....and loved by all...:-) Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 6:54 PM Thank you... I take that as a great compliment dear Donna! LOL Great big huggeroonies, Jack xox

Eileen Manassian March 9, 2013 at 2:33 PM JACKKKKKKK!!!!!! Whatever works for you, baby! Just don't go snooping around to see what works for us! ;) Hugs! WOW! You should get a prize on the strength of your titles alone...let alone the whities! ;) Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 6:53 PM As you can see below, you leave me speechless! LOL "You should get a prize on the strength of your titles alone" I'm retired from a career in advertising so you are right on with your comment about titles! They have to grab you... love ya! xox Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 6:48 PM

Timothy Hicks March 9, 2013 at 2:09 PM More funny stuff. I'm reminded of those ritzy 19th century English gents from long ago that are overtly in love with themselves. I assume this piece was written out of a joy for writing and expression and you're not actually this conceited... the last two stanzas were my personal favorites. Timothy Hicks March 11, 2013 at 12:57 AM Good for you on the weight loss! Always nice to hear :) Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 6:48 PM No, this was all in fun! It is certainly not a treat to see me in my tightie whities! LOL Although, I'm in better shape than I was at the beginning of June last year... have dropped 50 lbs. of ugly fat since then! LOL Cheers my new friend!

Carol Eastman March 9, 2013 at 8:24 AM Have you tried a kilt?... Snicker... All girls love a kilt... Right Cathie? Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 11:31 AM And what does a Scottie wear under his kilt? A wang... a wang... hey don't blame me! LOL Cathie says, "you KNOW it!!!"

Toquyen Harrell March 9, 2013 at 6:58 AM Too funny, Jack! Why not? When you have it, show it :). Love it! Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 11:28 AM "When you have it, show it" But this old bod should be under lock and key for the safety of mankind... could cause an accident! LOL

Russell Sivey March 9, 2013 at 5:41 AM Ha ha, this is a truly funny write my friend, I love how you bragged about yourself, that was hilarious...no offense given my friend, I'm sure your body is really nicely built, I just loved how you bragged about it! Your tightie whities are very humorous, I don't do that, I have a child here living with us, she wouldn't like that much I imagine. What an awesome piece you have written you tenderhearted man! Great Work!! Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 5:48 AM All in fun, my good man... all in fun! "Adonis like body"... I think NOT! LOL Have a great day!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl March 9, 2013 at 5:34 AM ha ha that diet worked wonders on you I can see , did you know you have you web cam on Jack? and yes the whites are certainly tight lol xx Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 5:52 AM Oops! Thought I turned that damn thing off! LOL Big big hugs, Jack xox

Delysia Hendricks March 9, 2013 at 4:43 AM hahaha. I'm still laughing as I'm writing this comment. Good writing, funny man. Jack Ellison March 9, 2013 at 4:47 AM Mission accomplished! Keep on that giggling... it's good for ya!!! Love Jack xox