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Tightie Whities

What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headache She's in no condition to listen Those tightie whities are driving her crazy Down below she starts to go fishin' All of a sudden your headache disappears Now it's you who's all gung ho You yell out “tally ho, ride 'em cowboy” She screams bloody murder “woo ho” That continues for thirty-eight seconds Then collapsing exhausted on the floor You scream out “got a cramp in my leg” She yells, “I want more, I want more, I want more!” Think to myself that's the very last time It's polka dot boxers from now on Tightie whities will be the death of me At my age, ain't got that long Ha... a fairy tale!!! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 10/30/2013 4:43:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha....you are a riot Jack. I'll never look at tightie whities the same again, lol. Awesome write that made me laugh out loud. Hugs
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Date: 10/30/2013 4:47:00 PM
So happy it gave you a big tickle Cecilla! LOL My mission is now complete!!! Love and hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 10/28/2013 5:43:00 PM
Oh my....mans berries and tightie whities I'm all red here...gotta go get a glass of water.....wwwhhooooo......OK.....now that's funny...thirty eight seconds huh?
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Date: 10/28/2013 5:50:00 PM
Yup thirty-eight seconds! Hey when ya gots a job to do, ya gets right to it!!!! However man berries do get swollen sometimes! Love ya Donna dear Donna... huggeroonies xoxox
Date: 10/28/2013 3:50:00 PM
My Super Mario Brothers boxer shorts are in agreement with this. Fantastic. =D
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Date: 10/28/2013 5:47:00 PM
Oooops!!! LOL this SURELY got bumped up to the wrong place! :) :) :) :) :) You would think Mario Bros. boxers would do the trick though!!!!!!!! LOL
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Date: 10/28/2013 5:44:00 PM
You is my kind of woman! Woo hoo! Are you busy tonight??? Love ya... big hugs xoxoxox
Date: 10/28/2013 10:31:00 AM
I didn't read this one to Dragon... and he's definately unhappy with me... But he thinks no one shoud have tighty whities... They should be bedazzled... I told him a rhinestone encrusted tightie whitie doesn't sound cumphy... He looked heart broken so I distracted him by helping to bedazzle his wing edges and putting matching glitter there... They now match his eyes... LOL... According to Grandpa Troll... All Dragons love bling... Glsd to hear that... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2013 6:58:00 PM
Miss Thomas... sounds like you've have some experience with this! LOL!!!
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Date: 10/28/2013 10:38:00 AM
Hmmm rhinestone encrusted tightie whities... can you get 'em at Walmart or Target??? lol xoxox
Date: 10/28/2013 8:12:00 AM
Ha ha, this is a tremendous and hilarious write my friend! My wife gets all excited when I where my bikini underwear, personally I'd rather wear longer underwear, they kind that doesn't squish the man berries, if you know what I mean! I really enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this morning! You have impressed me yet again by your clever witty humor! What a wondrous piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 10/28/2013 8:28:00 AM
Hmmm your berries! LOL Have a good one Russell!

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