Let me tell you of my friend Wheezer
Spent all day just trying to please her
When she strung him along
He felt something was wrong
Now she keeps his nads in the freezer
Categories:
wheezer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Scrooge Named Ebenezer
Is highly allergic while a wheezer,
Whose middle name is Ebenezer;
Such a scrooge;
Will wear rouge;
Trump thinks he is a people pleaser.
Jim Horn
About faith, what I have found,
Is knowing when Jesus is around;
Wine in taking;
Bread baking;
One day I will be heaven bound.
Jim Horn
We had been travelling across a plain;
While we were moving along on a train;
Tunnel went through;
Mountain did view;
Where we forever wanted to remain.
Jim Horn
One day we did run into an oligarch,
Who on a sailing ship would embark;
Seemed so shady,
And so was lady;
In pool was eaten by her pet shark.
Jim Horn
Around for information we were nosing,
And part of it said they were proposing,
Crimes discovered;
Also uncovered;
All that Trump did start totally exposing.
Jim Horn
Categories:
wheezer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
> > >
> > > in my quietude
> > > i
> > > disallow
> > > any
> > > other
> > > in
> > > my
> > > selfishness
> > > i
> > > disengage
> > > any
> > > friendship
> > > in
> > > my
> > > solitude
> > > i
> > > die
Categories:
wheezer, allegory
Form: Concrete