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Wheezer Poems - Poems about Wheezer


Premium Member Wheezer in the Freezer
...Let me tell you of my friend Wheezer Spent all day just trying to please her When she strung him along He felt something was wrong Now she keeps his nads in the freezer......

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Categories: wheezer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Figurative Nail Hit On the Hirsute Covered Head
...The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head! Eventually vices will witness me crow king cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy smok'n since me yay high, hence appellation (mountain) wh......

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Categories: wheezer, 12th grade, absence, animal,
Form: Rhyme



Our Daily Bread Community Food Pantry
...The spouse betook monthly outing today May 4th, 2022 to 3938B Ridge Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426. No more bare cupboards, fridge, and deep freezer since returning with more than ......

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Categories: wheezer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Daily Bread Community Food Pantry
...No more bare cupboards, fridge, and deep freezer since returning with more than our share of daily bread referring to this mister, who frightfully squawks like an old geezer, plus the missus ......

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Categories: wheezer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Scrooge Named Ebenezer and More
...Scrooge Named Ebenezer Is highly allergic while a wheezer, Whose middle name is Ebenezer; Such a scrooge; Will wear rouge; Trump thinks he is a people pleaser. Jim Horn About faith, ......

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Categories: wheezer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



The True Meaning of Christmas
...THERE'S RUDOLPH, FROSTY, SANTA CLAUS AND GOOD OLD EBENEEZER THERE'S CAROLS SUNG BY EVERYONE FROM KISS ON THROUGH TO WHEEZER THERE'S CD'S OUT FROM NAT KING COLE, THE BOSTON POPS HAVE TWO THERE'S O......

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Categories: wheezer, celebration, christian, christmas, december,
Form: Rhyme
Grandpa Tribute To Grandfathers Everywhere
...Grampa? It’s a question usually posed with an inquisitive frown On an angelic face with large, limpid eyes And whatever I’m doing, I stop and put down Peer sagely over bifocals and look gran......

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Categories: wheezer, childhood, family, grandfather, love,
Form: Rhyme
Wheezer
...> > > > > > in my quietude > > > i > > > disallow > > > any > > > other > > > in > > > my > > > selfishness > > > i > > > disengage > > > any > > > friendship > > > in > > > my > > > ......

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Categories: wheezer, allegory
Form: Concrete

Book: Reflection on the Important Things