Wheezer in the Freezer
...Let me tell you of my friend Wheezer
Spent all day just trying to please her
When she strung him along
He felt something was wrong
Now she keeps his nads in the freezer...
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Categories:
wheezer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Figurative Nail Hit On the Hirsute Covered Head
...The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head!
Eventually vices will witness me crow king
cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy
smok'n since me yay high,
hence appellation (mountain) wh...
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Categories:
wheezer, 12th grade, absence, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Our Daily Bread Community Food Pantry
...The spouse betook monthly outing
today May 4th, 2022
to 3938B Ridge Pike,
Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426.
No more bare cupboards,
fridge, and deep freezer
since returning with more than
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Categories:
wheezer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Daily Bread Community Food Pantry
...No more bare cupboards,
fridge, and deep freezer
since returning with more than
our share of daily bread
referring to this mister, who
frightfully squawks like an old geezer,
plus the missus
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Categories:
wheezer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Scrooge Named Ebenezer and More
...Scrooge Named Ebenezer
Is highly allergic while a wheezer,
Whose middle name is Ebenezer;
Such a scrooge;
Will wear rouge;
Trump thinks he is a people pleaser.
Jim Horn
About faith, ...
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Categories:
wheezer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
The True Meaning of Christmas
...THERE'S RUDOLPH, FROSTY, SANTA CLAUS AND GOOD OLD EBENEEZER
THERE'S CAROLS SUNG BY EVERYONE FROM KISS ON THROUGH TO WHEEZER
THERE'S CD'S OUT FROM NAT KING COLE, THE BOSTON POPS HAVE TWO
THERE'S O...
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Categories:
wheezer, celebration, christian, christmas, december,
Form: Rhyme
Grandpa Tribute To Grandfathers Everywhere
...Grampa?
It’s a question usually posed with an inquisitive frown
On an angelic face with large, limpid eyes
And whatever I’m doing, I stop and put down
Peer sagely over bifocals and look gran...
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Categories:
wheezer, childhood, family, grandfather, love,
Form: Rhyme
Wheezer
...> > >
> > > in my quietude
> > > i
> > > disallow
> > > any
> > > other
> > > in
> > > my
> > > selfishness
> > > i
> > > disengage
> > > any
> > > friendship
> > > in
> > > my
> > > ...
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Categories:
wheezer, allegory
Form: Concrete