Humorous Welcome Poems
These Humorous Welcome poems are examples of Welcome poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Welcome Humorous poems written by international poets.
Diners Club Welcome!
Of my nose, Pop said, he could not save
Thru his laughter, told me to be brave
Blood hit the ground and froze
Still, it gushed like a
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welcome, humorous,
Gladys the Welcome Wizard Lady is Here
Miss Gladys the Welcome Wizard lady is here
She is full of sass, beyond an insane level of cheer
No one wants to let her in, we
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welcome, humor, humorous, women,
Welcome To Mammogram City
I have no idea how long it has been since I have been here.
A couple of years? I guess.
Try eleven, the nurse tells me.
She is
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welcome, humorous,
Welcome To Ouija Board Central
Welcome to Ouija Board Central
The wildest shop on Witch and Warlock Boardwalk
Making a good match is imperative
Do not take one of our particular boards out
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welcome, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Welcome To My Random World, If I Was a Penny and You Were a Pound
If I was a penny and you were a pound,
we could dance around and around.
They would spend us in every store,
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welcome, best friend, dance, fun,
Welcome To Kansas City
Our airport is so small, that if you visit Kansas City
Many of the workers will get to know you personally
And greet you by name on
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welcome, travel, vacation,
I Knock At the Door
Welcome signs spreads dah floor_
And here I stand just before.
There’s Happy people inside therein_
It's soon to open_ don't know when.
Peeping through dah peephole
waving to dah
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welcome, drink, fun, funny, giggle,
Welcome To Fairs
Who gives himself airs,
you're welcome to fairs.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
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welcome, humor, humorous, irony, people,
Welcome Back
Mum and dad are dead
I’m their only offspringing
No kids... I know of.
Most my half brothers
Hate my existence because
I’m like their father.
Who they loved to hate
I
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welcome, family, freedom, happy, humorous,
Welcome To the Machine: Part 7
Plight of the Computer >
Behind that display
Where the work is never done
You give me order after order
I process line by line
But appreciation is dead
You just
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welcome, anger, computer, conflict, how
Welcome To My Bio
Brenda Gail
I am Compassionate, love and breathe poetry, humorous and a peace maker.
Sister of Patti Lynne, Paul, David and Beth.
I love children (more), I
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welcome, happy, humorous, love, silly,
A Welcome Reception
A Welcome Reception
or Receptionist and a Poetry Recital
Take care of dolls and put them on display
And a story each one will have to say
About the
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welcome, funny, humorous,
Welcome All To the World of If
Welcome all, to The World of If!
Where dreams are Butts and but’s What-Ifs.
Where everything’s If-possible,
All your wishes are If-able!
If you believe, If can be done.
Here
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welcome, humorous, , cute,