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A Welcome Reception

A Welcome Reception
or Receptionist and a Poetry Recital

Take care of dolls and put them on display
And a story each one will have to say
About the time there was such a hush
Because their teeth they forgot to brush.


They were all afraid to smile anymore
Gums were starting to get mighty sore
And soon a cavity appeared in each tooth
Not unusual but unfair and very uncouth.

Receptionist such a sweet smiling was wearing
For her teeth religiously is always caring
You should have a smile that looks like mine
She said after her and my eyes would entwine.

Could hardly breathe when I saw her teeth
Brushed all around, on and gums underneath
Then a tremendous thought to me occurs;
God, make my teeth look as good as hers. 

I can see my dentist's receptionist smiling and 
laughing and eyes twinkling right now as she 
reads this. Will be seeing them next Tuesday
but forgot what time. Oh, and is the coffee
water warm yet? When do you want to hear
my dental poetry recital?

Jim Horn

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 9/4/2014 7:10:00 AM
Great humourous poem that tells the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth LOL Hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 11:49:00 AM
better if you mail them rather than me try and soup mail Jim LOl will got to your page see the poem for me thank you: hugs Jan xxx
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James Horn
Date: 9/4/2014 11:44:00 AM
coastalcosmeticfamilydentiststrybolivia@demandforced3.com This is really good. Send this to the above email address to my dentist office. They will love it. Did you read my poem I wrote just for you yet? Jim Horn

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