Witches coo
goblins moo
Jack-o-lantern's puzzled
Ghosts wave 'Hi'
spooks are shy ~
All-Saints-Day unmuzzled
Categories:
change, halloween, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Annual Cat-ween party was in full swing.
Bells were chiming off with a ding-dong-ding.
Cats were bobbing for catnip apples sublime.
October trees cringed as young cats did climb.
Dancing and carousing in front of the moon.
Witches watched hungrily as ghosts did a swoon.
Cats as magical, mystical familiars are well known.
Their herbs and spells daintily home-grown.
Ghosts and goblins tried to crash the Cat-ween.
They were escorted by Dracula, never again seen.
The vampires and gargoyles laughed in delight.
Loving the Cat-ween on this Halloween night!
Categories:
ween, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Remember Maxine Who Us Will Ween with Vaccine
remember Maxine
who we know will always ween
us with her vaccine
Categories:
ween, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Ha-llo-ween
In the dead of the night witches fly
On their broomsticks across silken skies
There they practice their art without fear
On this one frightful night of the year.
Trick or treat is the cry of the young
As they hover round each hearth and home
Unaware of the dangers they’d meet
As they knock on the doors down their street
Dressed as zombies or demons or ghosts
Grisly faces look totally gross
With ‘terror’ they scream as they play
On the eve of that sinister day
With their cauldrons of sweets they return
Safely home without cause for concern
As on All Hallows eve when that clock strikes thirteen
The undead then reclaim Halloween.
Heather Buxton 2014
Categories:
halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen
Categories:
ween, anniversary, funny
Form: Limerick
“My God” said St. Peter “how neat
A donkey head for trick or treat!
Just two feet? I want more!”
So god gave him four
off he ran hee-haw bleat!
There Gabriel stood with his horn
He said God I really am bored!
With a poof he’s reborn
With a tail and a horn
For tonight Gab’s gone unicorn!
“Well, Heavens!” Said Beelzebub
“Now ain’t this a fine rub-a-dub!
“Can I play?”
“YES YOU MAY!”
and poof he’s an apple in tub!
Yes, God is a Hall-o-ween gaffer
And the night rang out with HIS laughter
Ghosts genuflect as they fly
Vamp’s morph to good guys
And Hosts raised a toast to hereafters!
Categories:
ween, funnygod, god,
Form: Limerick