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Premium Member The 4th of Christmas-ween - I Almost Tossed it Out
Here's a cautionary tale that must be told. Listen to me, be you young or old: after something has long been growing mold, don't ever say (this wisdom, I strongly tout), "I almost tossed it out".  Maybe, I should have tossed it from the fridge, but I only nudged it a little smidge (behind the eggs), and never crossed that bridge. I should have taken...

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Categories: christmas, halloween, humor, independence
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Happy Holy-Ween
Witches coo goblins moo Jack-o-lantern's puzzled Ghosts wave 'Hi' spooks are shy ~ All-Saints-Day unmuzzled...

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Categories: change, halloween, word play,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cat Ween Party
Annual Cat-ween party was in full swing. Bells were chiming off with a ding-dong-ding. Cats were bobbing for catnip apples sublime. October trees cringed as young cats did climb. Dancing and carousing in front of the moon. Witches watched hungrily as ghosts did a swoon. Cats as magical, mystical familiars are well known. Their herbs and spells daintily home-grown. Ghosts and goblins tried...

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Categories: ween, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Remember Maxine Who Us Will Ween
Remember Maxine Who Us Will Ween with Vaccine remember Maxine who we know will always ween us with her vaccine...

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Categories: ween, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Heart-A-Ween
There is a special dark holiday that I invented just for you, one where you can don your mask, and no one can see the truth The truth behind the façade that you wear every day, the one that you use to disguise your true feelings regarding the one that got away I’m speaking of me, I’m...

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Categories: anger, anniversary, fear, halloween,
Form: Rhyme



Ha-Llo-Ween
Ha-llo-ween In the dead of the night witches fly On their broomsticks across silken skies There they practice their art without fear On this one frightful night of the year. Trick or treat is the cry of the young As they hover round each hearth and home Unaware of the dangers they’d meet As they knock on the doors down their street Dressed as...

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Categories: halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Oo La Ween!
Welcome to my naughty Halloween Meet my dark and beautiful dream On this night she's a witch But by day not a stitch So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen...

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Categories: ween, anniversary, funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Heavenly Hall-O-Ween!
“My God” said St. Peter “how neat A donkey head for trick or treat! Just two feet? I want more!” So god gave him four off he ran hee-haw bleat! There Gabriel stood with his horn He said God I really am bored! With a poof he’s reborn With a tail and a horn For tonight Gab’s gone unicorn! “Well, Heavens!” Said Beelzebub “Now ain’t this...

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Categories: ween, funnygod, god,
Form: Limerick

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