Groom Wedding Poems | Examples
These Groom Wedding poems are examples of Wedding poems about Groom. These are the best examples of Wedding Groom poems written by international poets.
Lovey dovey in seventy-four
a large wedding, top hats at every door
blushing bridesmaids, each dressed in red
bride has lost weight, has she even been fed?
There are six children by eighty-six
the bride is now heavy, extremely thick
by ninety there are two more children to feed
bride cannot fit on a thousand-pound steed
groom loses interest by ninety-two
runs off with a younger woman, with eyes of blue
Her mother warns “he’ll do the same to you.”
She has six children when he leaves her too.
The summer heat was turned up to blasting with a huge yellow sun looking down. Our sweat had sweat. If only there was a breeze to pass over us. In the mouth of desire sits July. A young couple is about to be wed. The groom all decked out in his black suit. The bride in her long wedding dress and veil. Family and friends gather to watch this union take place. They hang on every word as the vows are being said. Then the happy couple are pronounced husband and wife. In the mouth of desire a big kiss gets planted. Pictures are take, then off to the dinner.
Now we are married
July Fourth celebration
Anniversary
Man weds cockroach in church ceremony
Guests munch on freshly grilled abalone
Pastor upholds his sworn duty
Lectures bride and groom on infidelity
Barely two months into marriage
Tiny baby cockroach appears in a carriage
Headlines shout out the bad news
Seems Mrs. Cockroach was groped and abused
Minister contacted Planned Parenthood
Lacking precedent, post-full-term abortion approved
The groom should assume while he’s there,
He ought not say aught au contraire.
Polish your shoes,
Smile at all news,
Till one and a one are a pair.
They had never seen or heard of a wedding before
But they wanted one that would last forever more
Just a few humans, they cautioned me, not so many.
Would you rather have ten, or could I invite twenty?
No photos, except maybe one, to take back on our ship.
I noted a bunch of rules coming out of my alien friend Hip.
Do we have to wear clothes? She asked me, concerned about it.
It would probably be the best, I said, hoping she would not have a fit.
They dressed up in colors, that matched their triple-toned skin.
He had never looked more handsome, her groom Old Finn.
We gave them a sendoff and a wedding to boot.
Then they had to blast off, the bride and her crotchety coot.
It only took a moment
When I saw you from across the room,
Standing there talking with the bride And groom.
Though we had met some years ago at a gathering,
Little did we know we would be part of Barb and Dan's wedding.
I smile and nodded as I casually walk toward the food trays,
What happened next, well that it’s hard To say.
He smiled and gently took my hand I’m not sure you remember I’m Dan’s
Friend Johnny,
And in that instant I knew together we were destined to be.
Tom cat got a bunch of wedding cake smeared in his face
By six ex-wives who thought he was a grooming disgrace.
Always marrying someone else, a sleezy one this time too.
This was meowed by wife number six, I think her name was Boo.
Who invited them? Tom yelped out with a disdained screech.
He was interrupted by wife five’s not so very nice speech.
His sixty-five kittens surrounded their marrying dad.
You are not a good groom, one of them said. You are a cad.
The marriage had not been consummated yet, so this was the time.
For the newlywed bride to turn and run away from this slime.
Instead, she wiped the wedding cake off of his face.
And said “He is number seven for me, and not any disgrace.”
Tremble with joy
Praise Him with fear
The Lord of Heaven and Earth
The Judge of us all is here
He raises up the humble
Subdues stubborn pride
Weds Himself to the righteous ~
He is their groom. They are His bride
Oh what a joyous occasion
Attended by family and friends
In this tropical location
Fraught with eighty mile an hour winds
Pink champagne from Napa Valley
Fresh flowers and king size bedding
Love blooms in Hurricane Alley
Just another monsoon wedding
Around these parts it's nothing new
With tidal waves high as a tree
As the bride and groom said I do
The bridesmaids were washed out to sea
Bravely the two withstood the fray
While everyone else ran for their life
They could barely hear the preacher say
I now pronounce you husband and wife
anxious bride felt less than gorgeous today
first time he mentioned pre-nup
she saw a faithless groom
We suspected as much before we saw their wedding cake
With the bride raising the groom in the air, our friend Lake
Lake laughed uncomfortably, being embarrassed a tiny bit.
I was kind of hoping that this guy would not go through with it.
But they got married, and she spun him around.
She was the bossiest woman he could have ever found.
We heard a bit later that Lake went underground.
I figured out where he was, but he made not a sound.
A wedding may lead to a child
first one and then another
A strong, healthy marriage, unified
bonds of children, groom and bride…
Yet a wedding can lead to aggravation
even a parting of the ways
When a hurried period of incubation
douses the initial blaze
May yours be long and rewarding
on Earth, in Heaven ~ life-transforming
“Your mother’s love, the silent devotion ,the never heard prayers, the unseen care.” ~~ Shobhna Kanwar~~
She stood in the foyer of the church, through the window to the aisle.
Her threadbare clothes hung around her form in denial.
She watched him take her arm, as they approached the groom.
A hush was heard as the organ played in the room.
How stunning the bridesmaids, four beautiful girls,
The bride exquisite, her delicate lace gown studded with pearls.
The crowd were obviously all well to do,
Men in Versace suits, women clad in Channel and Dior too.
She listened as they said their vows and swore to be true.
She smiled as he proclaimed to his bride “I love you”.
Marriage complete, they would all soon walk out to the street.
It was time for the hagged woman to make a hasty retreat.
He glanced at her but didn’t raise an eyebrow.
She would never be recognized the way she looked now.
It was so long since she had cried, she shed just one tear.
Her dear daughter would never know that her mother was here.
October brings best wedding time,
When couples heart unite sublime,
Its colorful hues of hills & trees,
Seems like a painting on a piece.
On bright sunny wedding epoch,
Dancing begins outside the church,
Music of drums serenades all,
Groom rides Mustang without a fall.
Wedding seems like fairy story,
Groom stands on the altar tensely,
The bride walks the isle like princess,
Flower girls sprinkle rose petals.
After wedding, its picture time,
Couple pose with romantic shine,
Everyone gets a snap with pair,
Memory to last forever.
Dusk sets in near reception hall,
Party to dance without a fall,
Food, wine, sparklers, enjoy it all,
dance till you drop & mingle with all.
On our way to New Orleans, a destination wedding awaits
My daughter and future son in law starting their new life together with fond memories soon to create
Feeling so much joy on your very special day
Your strong love for each other will surely bring you much happiness along the way
Beating hearts and souls now as one
Planning your life together is sure to be fun
The big day has finally arrived the heavens have granted us bright sunshine
As I walk my daughter down the aisle I feel such a great sense of pride
She looks so dazzling lit up with love so grand
Soon to join with the groom a big-hearted talented man
With the beautiful ceremony now complete
Time to celebrate let our hair down and go dancing in the street