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Funny Wash Poems

These Funny Wash poems are examples of Wash poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wash Funny poems written by international poets.

My Ty Lesson

One day I got up off the john,
And to my desk to work upon.
An hours passed.  I looked around.
To my amazing eyes I found:

My...

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Categories: wash, betrayal, emotions, funny, humor,

Wash Your Hands

When breakfast was almost ready,                    ...

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Categories: wash, food, kid, mom, teacher,

Waiting At the Car Wash

One day I asked God if I could have a cheese sandwich and a cup of coffee.
No problem David, God said, coming right up.
He then...

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Categories: wash, funny, god,

Rednecker Car Wash

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Categories: wash, funny, husband, lifecar,

Wash Day

Frayed and puckered in a heap
Skivvies on top, worn socks beneath
Lace collar curled up in disgust
Offensive smells to upper crust

Deep baskets poured out jumbled loads
Soap...

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Categories: wash, funny, imagination, parody,