Funny Warts Poems

St Francis Bay

Holiday Destination / Resort

Paradise astride the Indian Ocean

Eastern Cape 

South Africa

But out of Season

A proverbial virtual Ghost Town

1 out of 10 Homes have...

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There was once a woman
who lived on Sheffield's London road
with greasy unwashed hair
black crooked teeth
and huge wart on the end of her nose.

Her eyes were...

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Do Toads Cause Warts?

By Elton Camp 

Touching a toad might make us feel sick
But to give warts would be quite a trick

For toads don’t even...

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My son brought home an ugly old toad
And flushed him down our only comode
My wife didn't see him there
And it gave her quite a scare
She...

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When I was just a kid
I loved to play with frogs
I found them varmits everywhere
Even under logs

I'd catch them and I'd hold them
Until they peed...

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