The Warts

When I was just a kid
I loved to play with frogs
I found them varmits everywhere
Even under logs

I'd catch them and I'd hold them
Until they peed on me
Then I'd throw a crying fit
And let them suckers free

Sometimes they peed a lot
Maybe even quarts
Then my mama told me
Them frogs will give you warts

Of couse, I didn't believe her
But, you know how the story goes
For by the time I was a teenager
There were warts growing on my nose

The girls thought I was ugly
So I never got a date
I knew I'd never get married
And loneliness was my fate

And then, I met this woman
Who's loved frogs all her life
She didn't mind my warts at all
And she became my wife
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
March 6, 2010 at 12:46 PM
It was a pleasure to read your poetry today Larry. Wishing you a weekend filled with love and inspiration. Love, Carol
Taylor Avatar
March 5, 2010 at 1:04 PM
Funny, Larry. Brings back old childhood memories. - Ralph
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March 5, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Having played with frogs all my life, I could relate to this poem, Larry. Still waiting for my warts -- there should be dozens brewing somewhere beneath the skin. And I'm glad you found someone who loves you, as they say, "warts and all." Thanks for sharing this witty poem! Love, Carolyn
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