Birthday Warning Poems

I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew

*in honor of...

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G-od's warning is given, 
L-etting your life be alert; 
E-arly January twenty-fifth, 
N-o more reason to get hurt.
D-o listen to God's warning, judgment day draws...

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A-n early warning advice 
N-ever lets you feel afraid; 
A-llowing you to be safe, 
B-ecause the dangers fade. 
E-arly warning advice 
L-ets you heed the...

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A cold autumn morning, 
new rains have arrived 
today not so ordinary 
A little girls birthday goes by 

she had an accident 
she awoke in...

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