Funny Warm Poems

???  And you’ll feel yourself tickled all over, and laugh at yourself to see, that you’re walking down a corridor of silver frills and...

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She had a friendly smile and a warm 
Embrace
With that young she aspired a heavenly grace
She was a fun loving and life living girl
Her funny...

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It’s a cold and winter night
The sky is showing it’s bright-lights
Twinkling of the night time stars
You’ll think it’s the planet Mars
Dropping down its ice cap-lights...

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Hit his head with a hammer  
Cause , it took to long too long to learn grammar
His head was swole
Twice the side of a...

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~~Monday Dude, A Great Neighbor~~

Always joyful, always up.

He knows I hate almond nuts.

He's young and so handsome,
and a total treat.

With a sense of humor that's
quite...

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Right now I’m thinking,
Beach, ocean, sea, waves and gulls around me;
Sand and salty breezes in my hair;
It’s nineteen degrees outside and I’m frigid, 
even here,...

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Hocus-pocus, modus ponens,
“Knowledge” boosts your serotonins:
If your case has come unglued,
Wave your hands to save your mood....

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you are the sun    
comes with warm
and brings calm
you are the word
that lovers demand
from  their love say
you comes with happy
that spreads funny
you are the dream
that...

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I have a heart not pumping not feeling
It hangs on my chest serving no purpose
I want it to hurt but it got nothing
Dried all up...

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An online romance,
like a roasted marshmallow,
feels warm and squishy....

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My living room is filled with lots of fun.
So that when I sit in my warm soft chair,
It raises my mood when I’m feeling glum,
With...

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WARM    WORM


Watched his concertina movements
Across a concrete path 
Headed away from the lush lawn 
The green green grass of home.
Possible row with...

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Good Fahrenheit's seventy-two
If colder than that I turn blue
Without any heat
I get numb hands and feet
And sneeze with a runny ACHOO!!!...

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Blame it on warm beer
at the stoplight.

My cerebrum throbs,
hodgepodge of noises:
windshield wiper's whirring whine,
depressing drone of tired traffic,
primeval beat of hip-hop sound;

the most jolting thing
in...

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