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Humorous Wanna Poems

These Humorous Wanna poems are examples of Wanna poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Wanna Humorous poems written by international poets.


Mary Wanna a Rico
I could tell by the look in her eyes
She was a girl who knew about guys
She thought that my size
Might generate sighs
One can't help but...

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Categories: wanna, humorous,



Premium Member Scaring Wanna Be Journalists Off
And through that door is the morgue
The editor said, motioning toward 
an unassuming, flat-black, painted door
“Do you want to see it?”
The wanna-be journalists from high...

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Categories: wanna, fun, hilarious, humorous,

Premium Member Movie Star Wanna-Be
Hagmar
Broken woman
She hangs around the set
She’s a movie star wanna-be
Be friendly, but do not encourage her
A fine well-known producer thinks
She is perfect for a part?
She’ll...

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Categories: wanna, 10th grade, 6th grade,

I Wanna Know 2
I WANNA KNOW 2
 Is a yo-yo still a treasure without a string?
 Would you still love Shenia Twain if she couldn't sing?
 Would a...

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Categories: wanna, children, humorous,

I Wanna Know 1
I WANNA KNOW
                (Children's Rhyme intended for Picture Rhyme Book)

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Categories: wanna, children, humorous,



Premium Member Wanna Touch My Avocados
There once was a filly from Toronto
She was cheap but could sure do the mambo
Her sales pitch was great
 Excitement she'd create
With her motto, “wanna...

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Categories: wanna, humorous,

Premium Member Wanna See My Thing
Wanna see my thing
It pulsates really quite fast
My new food mixer


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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