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Reserata Carcerem Lxi

*Reserata Carcerem LXI*

Yore lived a sage b' bounty brook pining;
dainty daffodils, his keen kins.
Oft would tumbling tide whisper 'ts tune
'n' sewn sage bewitched, ajar would croon.

ñ longer was h' humane - beards' blitzkrieg.
Crushed cowl tantamount t' gaunt grime's spree.
Rustic ravens 'nly pricked his gay,
'n' t' nocturnal nature was he slave.

ñ a nosy noon perchanced a deed -
that which wanky winds' wings oft gleam;
A pious nymph tottered t' his eyry;
banished was sh' b' quaking queen 'neath th' rill.

Ergo, sage's life plied new nook;
h' b' love travelled with nymph - jilted brook.
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Note:
a) Of sewn sage.
b) Written apace Middle English lexis:
i) Yore - long ago
ii) oft - often
iii) ajar - out of harmony
iv) cowl - Monk's hood
v) Perchanced - happened
vi) Eyry - abode
vii) gleam (obsolete) - to disgorge filth.
c) The following are used with no syllabic consequences:
i) b' - by
ii) 'n' - and
iii) ñ - no
iv) t' - to
v) 'nly - only
vi) 'neath - beneath
vii) th' - the
viii) h' - he

Reserata Carcerem Lix

Yore was bounty birth ''f inky ire;
moistened malady, dribbles dire.
''f callous cedars 'n' sane Sequoia;
one t' th' other blitzkrieg, bis loyal.

Torn tidings ñ wanky wind's wings rode;
porous passion 'n forgery's robe.
Ergo sought felon flame worn wind
'til a cloned cluster ''f flame was picked.

Anon t' sane sequoia 'n' cedar
rode hast'ly tidings - shrewd shudder.
Wanky whooshes paged nosy nymph
'n' birthed was nature's ire - soil's spree.


T' torn twain worn wind flames brought thither
but ere th' lighting came torn thunder.
      '20:07:28:17:25


Note:
a) Of furious fire.
b) Written apace with Middle English lexis:
i) Yore - long ago
ii) ire - wrath
iii) bis - twice
iv) Ergo - then
v)Anon - immediately
vi) Paged - summoned
vii) Ere - before
c) The following are used with no syllabic consequences:
i) ''f - of
ii) 'n' - and
iii) ñ - on
iv) 'n - in
v) 'til - until
vi) t' - to
vii) th' - the

Reserata Carcerem L

Yond odd orb apared asp cruised crawl
'f hurled hymns hoisted sanity sprawl;
'f cherubic sways marred mercies crave -
t' savor sumptuous stray sanct'ty sprayed.

Ah! Wanky winds bore sewn syll'bles -
furred fabrics meshed b' tide's lips dribbled.
Quav'ring quake teased apt awe - ruined rage;
cramped Cynthia cum azure 'neath raved.

"Seekest what you, ho!", fabrics rent.
Scurried for agora - paunch spelled,
asp basked 'n awe mocked hampered haste's rage;
quiv'ring quotient quoth bruised ire rained.

B' sassy sulphur writ 'n th' Rex visage,
baked was apared asp - mission mazed.
       '20:07:19:09:47

Note:
a) Of inky intrusion.
b) Written apace with Middle English lexis:
i) Yond - beyond
ii) Apar - armadillo
iii) Asp - snake
iv) Cynthia - moon
v) Azure - unclouded sky
vi) Paunch - stomach
vii) Quoth - said
viii) Ire - anger
ix) Writ - written
x) Rex - King
xi) Visage - face
c) The following are used with no syllabic consequences:
i) 'f - if
ii) t - to
iii) b' - by
iv) 'neath - beneath
v) 'n - in
vi) b' - by
vii) 'n - in
viii) th' - the
d) Poet's vocabulary:
i) Ah - Behold
ii) Ho - Tell me.

Reserata Carcerem Xlvi

*Reserata Carcerem XLVI*

Salient Sufi quondam was hexed;
haggard hags hoisted hurls 'n' were vexed,
apt alakazam gin behoved -
ere, he'd betrothed marred mercies thrown.

Pestered paddock anon hurled hymns,
pored panther knocked 'p gaunt 'n' gullible thrill,
apared asp pruned pulpy foils time tossed,
taunted trio 'n clumsy cauldron washed.

Sent they then wanky winds t' bear thence
ere sassy Sufi wh' loathed rec'mpense.
T' transient agora bore they him;
a felon furrow 'n an isle's lips.

Jolting judgement torn trio ñ him leased;
an attendant t' paddock 'n' asp's spree.
        '20:07:15:12:03

Note:
a) of jolting judgement.
b) Written apace with Middle English lexis:
i) Sufi - A mystic Muslim
ii) Hexed - to cast spell
iii) quondam - long ago
iv) hags - witches
v) gin (obsolete) - a trick
vi) behove - befit
vii) paddock - toad, frog
viii) Anon - immediately
ix) Apar - armadillo
x) asp - snake
xi) thence - from there
xii) ere - before
xiii) Agora - a place of gathering.
c) The following are used with no syllabic consequences:
i) 'n' - and
ii) he'd - he had
iii) 'p - up
iv) 'n - in
v) t' - to
vi) wh' - who
vii) ñ - on

Reserata Carcerem Xliv

*Reserata Carcerem XLIV*

Yore, chewed churning curse sewn sage -
ñ an urchin did he spit rasp rage;
ñ bounty bicycle had h' ridden.
Alas! Moist murk his tarred tog cl'ven.

Anon, tottered by th' urchin's sire,
'n' apt acumen rehearsed th' transpired.
Only t' know th' sewn sage for his sire -
his callous urchin smeared grandsire?

"Holla, sire.", sunny sire did quethe,
fanning wanky wind's sumptuous spree.
"Holla!", smothered sage sewn scarred runes,
but skittish urchin t' his sire flew.

Went then torn trio t' th' sage's eyry;
"Ruef'l thou'll be!", th' tune feral tongue leased.
         '20:07:13:14:39

Note:
a) Of inky impatience.
b) Written apace with Middle English:
i) Yore - long ago
ii) Alas - sorrowful exclamation
iii) Anon - Immediately
iv) Sire - father
v) Quethe - say
c) The following are used with no syllabic consequences:
i) ñ - on
ii) h' - he
iii) 'n' - and
iv) t' - to
v) th' - the
vi) ruef'l - rueful

Reserata Carcerem Xxvii

patience is not an embargo;
eerie enmity oozing flows
gaunt gores, perforated pores pruned
fostering felon feasts - foiled fluid

neither is patience hoisted hay;
nocturnal nature chopping day,
smothered smithereens callous clips,
dark dribbles, moist mood, drizzles drip

patience is all but wanky wait;
taciturn haste fuming torn trait,
etched emotions lagging, joy foiled,
confetti of wishes - wit's spoil

patience's an ocean draped'n torrents,
amateurs savor waves' torments.
       '20:06:27:12:20

Note: of pored patience.
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Reserata Carcerem Xxi

hope ain't a pored plague - sassy spell:
gaunt gullible on craving etched
tamed time trailing hampered boul'vard
felon fate fostering farts

hope is not a pruned parable:
smothered syllables, numbed nimble
sumptuous sway, damp denotation,
throbbing theme, fallible fusion

hope is everything but folly:
lanky laziness, marred merry
hibernated will, wanky wish
dark dribbles, cursed confetti drips

hope ain't the offshoot of ling'ring
it's effort's wait on victory.
      '20:06:14:11:46

Note: of hampered hope.

Reserata Carcerem Xx

wealth ain't luxury - jolting joy:
callous confetti crimson coils
kleptomaniac feelings kindled
blitzkrieg blaze, la-de-da nimble

wealth's everything but comfort:
salient sanity sucking nasty nectar
voluptuous zeal hoists hankering
taunted ton gores new labyrinth

wealth suffers moistened malady:
cruising complications birthed
sumptuous sanity's wreck wields foiled fortune
tactic turn, oddities commune

wealth is not often what it's called
it's a silhouette mis'ry sprawls.
'20:06:13:10:53

Note: of wanky wealth.

Reserata Carcerem Xviii

wanky wit is not moist motive;
hoisted hankering damp feelings
dark denotations foils fleshened
salient smothers, sil'ette slackened

wielded wit ain't fame - fostered fleas
la-de-da lurch humming pored pleas
meagre magnanimity strained
vying voluptuous veils, torn traits

wedged wit ain't manipulation:
pruning pored chances, gaunt punctures
sassy stances trailing tactic track
jiggery-pokery plumes packs

wisdom ain't taking advantage
it's a game of patience and rage.
        '20:06:11:11:35

Note: of wet wisdom.

Reserata Carcerem Xvi

lanky love's a sassy spell;
airy alakazam, wit's nest
callous cauldron oozing nectar
wanky witchery, salient bicker

its features foil hankering hoists
masticated moaning churn coils
dark dirge clothed'n rustic rhythm
crisp crescendos, masked melody

its reeling riffs are worn to trail;
etched'n concerto grosso - pored pain
throbbing thumping - its hampered hymn
bounty blitzkrieg, lame, bruised lyrics

love has no worth until it's a trade:
partners banking assets they've made.
         '20:06:09:10:23

Note: of lured love.

Reserata Carcerem Vii

if lanky love pushes you 'til you fall
eerie affections to a meagre maiden draw
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit the urge, then contend with bruised bear

if jolting jealousy triggers hoisted hope
for wanky wealth with fellas cope
but moaning mind finds no solace there
admit humpy urge, then contend with bruised bear

if wielded wits whoosh favor
towards taunted mate, wealth bruising barter
but meagre mind finds no solace there
admit haggard urge, then contend with bruised bear

jumpy jealousy is a felon fruit of nature
take a bite from it, but leer no leisure.
      '20:05:30:12:34

Note: of felon philosophy.

Reserata Carcerem V

the more you have, you spend
oozing urge pruning passion rends
less you have, you save
wanky wills by wishes waved

nosy nature's call's seeped'n spree
bruised blitzkrieg drooping felon flea
dark dances dribble drooling dirge
leering la-de-da limb, lusty lurch

when you take what's not yours
foiled fanatics gaunt gore what's yours
wanky want of love hoists hatred
sassy seals sodden, rustic rage rated

if your vegetarian loves pruning pulpy lies
bounty bet, drooling death will have you take a bite.
       '20:05:28:09:42

Note: of castrated carcerem.

Reserata Carcerem Iv

love's a voluptuous venom, wanky wares
until between cruising couplet it's shared
make no name if seeped'n felon flaunt
porous penury outsmarts wielded wealth: wanky whore

whooshing war's better for jolting justice
if for fame, moaning mistake feigns thrills
melting mind carves a cave for choice
many lodge in insanity, pruned politic's foil


if trained taking groomed you not to give
death drools, more you take less you live
lanky lust's a pluming plague love cures
well! Inky infatuation often love lures

if life pores patience that you seek refuge in death
you've been dead ere then - callous selfishness' crest.
      '20:05:27:10:58

Note: of airy acumen.

Reserata Carcerem

whoever lives in only a world
takes a swig from buised boredom's gourd
taunted time squashes churning chance
leers lanky lusts, tuning trance

I live in sundry worlds yet on a spot!
sometimes imaginations shelter shot
eerie empire in spiritualism as well passion
then meagre music leases mondo mansion

that when boredom plunges porous shelter
salient soles bear me to empire thither
wanky worse, mansion lures lodge
that snarling snow, rustic rain  make me no pawn

build many worlds in a whooshing world
that when one sucks, other provides gourd.
         '20:05:26:18:20

Note: Of damp decision.

Svv -Deux

bank not integrity on a man in penury's bed
for he'd borrow quaking qualities penury lends
if wanky wealth wakes him hither,
rustic rhymes of his attributes is better

give not what you scarcely have
nocturnal nature weeps over hampered halves
love by meagre mind, clasp caution's crest
when love outruns wielded wits, there's moaning mess

sometimes, lanky loves loans you to sassy sky
at felon fall, he's merging massive mile
matchmakers and takers are bruised baits
only a gullible giver makes munchy name

all-times, it pays being a felon fool
than a callous clown in numbed name of "dupe".
'20:05:25:16:35

Note: of varying virtues.

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