Good morning, Mr. Elmer Fudd
Can you tell me, do you still have your habit
Of telling Bugs to say his pwayers?
When you're hunting for...that silwy wabbit
Hewwo sir, yes...but be vewy vewy quiet
I'm wooking for some wabbit twacks...
And I'm wooking for that qwacky Donald Duck
So, wisten for his qwacky qwacks
Hey Elmer, can you tell me a dirty joke...
And do you know a joke that's funny?
And do you know a dirty joke...
That's about your friend Bugs Bunny
Yes, sir- A silwy wabbit fell in the mud
He was fwilthy all about
Then, another silwy wabbit fell in the mud
But, oh my, thwee silwy wabbits...came out
(From the Bugs Bunny Cartoon Show)
A Conversation with a Fictional Character Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Natasha L Scragg
2/4/2022
Categories:
wabbits, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
My lawn those pesky cwitters inhabits.
There are thwongs and thwongs of bunny wabbits!
They're so very numerwous,
It is almost humerwous.
'Tis due to their proliferwate habits!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Categories:
wabbits, animal, humorous,
Form: Limerick
steely-eyed bunny wabbits
she smells like perfumed soaps and spray paints
i want parts of her reality in unnatural ways
steely-eyed bunny wabbits couldn't be more bold
as she is traipsing round the backstreets at a quarter to three
with a dogeared copy of catcher in the rye
just wants to be heard
just wants somebody to know how it feels
she writes it all out longhand on college ruled paper
a diary of an unkempt heart
her youthful rebel head filled with strong dreams
gonna make a difference
gonna get heard
so she stuffs all her worldly possessions
into a beat up backpack
long with bus fare and snacks
gonna find us some steely eyed bunny wabbits
and wrestle bright futures and rainy days from them
gonna get our fare share
this is why she is special to me
as she chases butterfly's in army boots
as she the navigates lovely night
(reference to: "the catcher in the rye" 1951 novel by J. D. Salinger)
Categories:
wabbits, beautiful, beauty, love,
Form: Free verse
A cute little girl enters the pet store
“What can I do for you?” Asked the store clerk
The little girl was missing some front teeth,
“A bunny wabbit”, she said with a smirk
We have lots bunnies’ right over here
How about that pretty fluffy white one?
That brown one looks like one you can cuddle
And that slick black one would surely be fun
Take your pick Honey; they’re really nice
Our bunnies are lovable as they get
Well, I’ve got to tell you the truth mister
I don’t think my pet python gives a ****!
Categories:
wabbits, funny, girl, , cute,
Form: Quatrain
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do.
written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire
Contest Name Techno-Limericks
Categories:
wabbits, funny, life, nostalgia,
Form: Limerick