Vegans Poems - Poems about Vegans

...They told me back when I was young to conserve water for the Earth, wash your clothes less, take short showers, or else the whole planet would hurt. They said not to use that hairspray, that wou......Read the rest...

...Pumpkin straight from my garden is my choice, With the aroma as it bakes in the oven, I rejoice. Serve with hot buttered toast, its yum at first bite. You can add a dollop of sour cream, a......Read the rest...

...Written: August 23, 2023 Soup Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Robert James Liguori ______________________________________________________________ In t......Read the rest...

...Every law enforcement official out on patrol, was desperate to capture The Vegan Cannibal, so named from a note left with one of its victims, leading to a series of murders that terrified every ve......Read the rest...

...many prepping quickly stepping no time wasting bird needs basting ham needs slicing spuds need dicing boil them quickly cream them thickly dressing’s baking......Read the rest...

...One himself as Spring One as Summer The other as fall One bragged about Winter.and several as All! None understood The whole ball of Wax. The Everything The All Knowthing before And Know......Read the rest...

...One himself as Spring One as Summer The other as fall One bragged about Winter.and several as All! None understood The whole ball of Wax. The Everything The All Knowthing before And Know......Read the rest...

...Our Kitty’s allergic to peanuts, Most don’t eat meat anymore, Lynn and Tim are Vegans Alex is a staunch carnivore. Vegan, Veggies and carnies All coming to visit for lunch Sue was tearing her h......Read the rest...

...Oscar Levant, American Author, Comedian, Music Composer and more, Was born in the early 20th Century and died in the 1970’s Each decade, or era has their comedians – below is one of Mr Levant’s qu......Read the rest...

...Thank God for vegetarians there is more meat for me just wish those militant vegans would let me be It's not that I don't like vegetables I'm easy to please just flavor that pot of green beans wit......Read the rest...

...Let this be my sacrament of lust. Red dripping flesh I tear with my teeth, Absorbed by my viscera, Becoming one with my being, Merging with my soul. I am an eater of dead things, As are we all.......Read the rest...

...Vendors ply their trade in open air without an air or grace, the velvet chocolate slabs so neatly laid, suitable for vegans but a salve to pointless guilt the label said, my texting fingers drip ......Read the rest...

...Vegans deliver "praise-me" talks And brag about their healthy walks They all spout facts But watch their backs Because they know celery stalks!......Read the rest...

...Vegans want protected status given to religious beliefs, good grief, they see themselves objectively separate, a people underneath, claim they are bullied when really teased, it’s unnatural ......Read the rest...

...Three Vegans went to church today Lighting candles along the way For garlic cloves Cooking on stoves That never once heard, "lettuce pray"......Read the rest...