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Vegans Poems - Poems about Vegans


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many prepping quickly stepping no time wasting bird needs basting ham needs slicing spuds need dicing boil them quickly cream them thickly dressing’s baking long time taking pintos sweet peas mac and cheese, please baking chess pies watching rolls rise tea is brewing feast, they’re viewing blessing’s sincere partake with cheer November 22, 2022 for Brian Strand's Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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Categories: vegans, food, holiday,
Form: Footle
Bhou Say More
One himself as Spring One as Summer The other as fall One bragged about Winter.and several as All! None understood The whole ball of Wax. The Everything The All Knowthing before And Knowthing after The way The truth The light The All! In proper In slang In real Wrong And right All And Efficant The Whole Ball Of Wax!...

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Categories: vegans, love, proposal, romantic, sexy,
Form: Chant Royal



Bhou Say More
One himself as Spring One as Summer The other as fall One bragged about Winter.and several as All! None understood The whole ball of Wax. The Everything The All Knowthing before And Knowthing after The way The truth The light The All! In proper In slang In real Wrong And right All And Efficant The Whole Ball Of Wax!...

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Categories: vegans, love, proposal, romantic, sexy,
Form: Chant Royal
Bloody Vegans
Vegans want protected status given to religious beliefs, good grief, they see themselves objectively separate, a people underneath, claim they are bullied when really teased, it’s unnatural to never eat meat, compare a faith with your choice of diet, know your place, shut up and be quiet...

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Categories: vegans, people,
Form: Rhyme
Steak Is Great
Today I cooked some steaks, I do believe steak is great, I don't care what vegans say, Maybe they should all piss off today! Just kidding, believe what you like, I say, I am cooking great steaks today! No need to fuss, hold the bus, Signed, one of the 'carnivores are us'!...

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Categories: vegans, food, fun, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Vegans, Damned Vegans
Foreword: My regular radio station recently held a phone in show on the subject of Veganism... The following was inspired by some of the more colourful callers. Purely for fun, no maliçe intended... Your Honour Vegans, Damned Vegans He sneered when he called me an animal He frowned when he called me a cannibal He called me a killer and said I’m misguided I...

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Categories: vegans, food, society,
Form: Rhyme
Them Vegans
Orange peel bondage tapering across a Sunset view Luminous swirls hit glass and behind a window, we sit blue Frisky neighbors forgotten in our eyes, another Sunday gone blind Should have gone to church At the back, with wine, unwind....

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Categories: vegans, deep, drink, feelings, kids,
Form: Free verse
Free Range - One For the Vegans
Freed a dozen hens today For a week or so $2 (additional) the price of freedom On the supermarket shelves Even though I may pontentially Have stolen all their children...

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Categories: vegans, animal,
Form: Free verse
Angry Portland Vegans
they are green anarchist who listen to national public radio along with pseudo punk rock chick bands. they are angry and i am pretty sure they killed jesus. they have names like ryan and ashley and in the fourth grade they kicked me in the nuts and left me on the ground at recess. these...

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Categories: vegans, me,
Form: I do not know?
Vegans and Vegaterians
Vegans and Vegaterians Half-baked lies and friendly flies , is what most poor people eat. Lemon drops and candy and choclate kisses aer too sweet. Eye eat MEAT.I like the burgers AND the dogs, sandwiches of all kinds , but BEEF is best for me. Chicken I have found elimanates from me, I place it...

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Categories: vegans, friendship, funny, life, people,
Form: Free verse

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