Angry Portland Vegans

they are green anarchist who listen
 to national public radio along with 
pseudo punk rock chick bands.

they are angry and i am pretty 
 sure they killed jesus.

 they have names like ryan and ashley
 and in the fourth grade they kicked me
 in the nuts and left me on the ground
 at recess.

 these angry vegans also like to chew 
on organic vanilla granola they buy 
at the local new seasons store.
 going outside afterwards to 
chain smoke and give me 
dirty looks.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Smith Avatar
January 7, 2010 at 10:04 AM
you are very good i love this poem and screw those vegans for doing that to u!
Herrera Avatar
January 6, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Wow, this poem is so hilarious, from title to end. I love this.
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