Girlfriend Usa Poems

The way you do missionary..
I am a huge fan of you guys..
You you are very good in bed..
Yab Yum bum diggy diggy bum..
Believe me you...

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How can a ghost have a green thumb? I asked them. 
It is false news! False news! False news!
This is 2020.
If we know one thing...

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I’m proud of the man in front of me

Dressed in his ACUs

But i miss the guy you use to be

Blue Jeans and your boots.

I miss...

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Oh, my sweet girl, come and shack up, with me.
We shall live on welfare and space out to see.
How many food stamp cards, we can...

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