A LEAKY DAY AT THE PARK
In the park, a dog ran to urinate at a tree
If I did that, they would come and arrest me:-
Damn dog barked and ran away:
He really peed me off that day:-
Hey, I had to walk as far as two blocks to pee:-
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Introduction to UTI in Women
To my face you are kindness itself:
cheerful, always upbeat,
but in your anonymous blog
you rip me apart.
You press your thumb and forefinger on each side,
hold, pull and rend,
and rupture my very innards.
You focus on me,
my life, my words, my actions and my body
like you are a Celestron Telescope
searching for every single crater and irregularity.
With an Ultima Barlow lens
and your Leica M9 18MP
You grab each natural image
and then rearrange reality with
your precious, perversely persuasive, periscopic Photoshop technique.
poetic liberty has leased you a license to assassinate,
humiliate,
decimate,
invalidate,
severely lambaste,
and mockingly castrate
everything that I identify as me.
literary freedom allows you to liberally fabricate,
mutilate,
denigrate,
incriminate,
scathingly castigate,
and maliciously urinate
on what others think of me.
To my face you are kind beyond selflessness,
but on your online beat,
your anonymous malevolence
sets you apart
from all the others
that have ever wanted
to write me up,
put me down,
and publish me out.
— Zumwalt (2011) (used by permission from zumpoems.com)
water under the
bridge ~ past wrongs can't fix life flows
free of wrongs can't fix
I'll go to pay the
water bill ~ means someone will
go to urinate
to walk on water
~ do the impossible that
which is difficult
carry fire in one
hand and water in other
hand ~ meant to deceive
throw the baby out
with the bath water ~ means junk
and jewel gets tossed
to spend money like
water ~
Even though she’s a huge singing star,
Lady Gaga can be quite bizarre.
On late night talk shows, she
simply will not go pee
in the places where most people are.
In the trash can of her dressing room
she might urinate. We can assume
since Cohen collected
some pee she’d ejected,
had it scented, it’s Eww-de-perfume.
I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day to everyone
at work, at play, or on the run.
It comes sometimes as home you drive,
and soon you're hoping to survive
the bursting of your inner dam
while sitting in a traffic jam.
Then down the street you drive distressed
with thighs together tightly pressed.
You wish so badly it would cease
and then you pray for sweet release.
And as you drive, you ache and ache
and curse that drink you had to take.
You want to speed, but big surprise -
a cop's behind you. Squeeze those thighs
to keep inside what wants to flow!
You do not dare to let it go.
Few impulses can so compare.
Oh, how you'd love a diaper there!
Then home at last, you do a dance.
You run while pulling down your pants.
And horror, if when once inside,
you find the bathroom occupied!
WEll, just be glad it's mountain dew
you're holding in, not number two!
"I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it"
Quote by: E. E. Cumming
I run some water
But your bowl is put away
Age or habit, I forget
You went to your grave
Your spirit remains, contained
My pet had his special place
In my heart and mind
No more will I clean hike stains
Nor dispense your meds in cheese
Physical body
Now buried in the small grave
His feisty spirit lingers
Sponsor: Constance La France
Contest: In My Heart-S Form
Date: 09/24/2022
Theme: Lost To Heaven- Hairy The Chihuahua
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I use the term hike when a male dog hikes his leg to urinate, but he also sprays his scent.
What gets me out of my art studio?
The urge to urinate, to eat, or to play word games.
I am a painter who wants to do nothing else during summer.
My husband can testify everything else is second choice.
Including him, but he does not mind.
He is also obsessive, and understands it well.
He should. We have been together for fifty-five years.
The dogs are in there with me, sleeping with great flatulence.
When a delivery man comes, they try to deliver to us.
Because they can see me; I am behind a glass wall in the back of my garage.
I shake my head “no” and point to the porch
While the dogs are barking as if they are going to tear him up.
I call my husband and tell him about the package.
If I don’t, the big puppy will get to it first and rip it to bits.
Oh, wait, and food.
Food will get me out of my studio.
Sweet foods like cinnamon rolls and cherry pie
And salty foods like potato chips.
My husband also makes me sweet beans with wieners.
I blame my flatulence on the dogs.
Why did you think then
and
Why do you feel now
You are OK to park here?
drive here?
breathe in here?
stop breathing out here?
love here?
live here?
eat here?
defecate here?
urinate here?
peak here?
fall apart here?
exercise here?
sleep here?
practice here?
reflect here?
act here?
heal here?
destroy here?
appeal here?
repeal here?
unravel here?
reweave here?
fornicate here?
make love here?
Play here as now?
Work here, and now?
Demand here, more now?
Invite here as now?
Initiate here, and now?
Conclude here is also now?
Breed here as now?
Feed here, and now?
Devour here, more now?
Regurgitate here feels now?
Learn here, as now?
Teach here and now?
Meditate here now?
Preach here is now?
Prophecy here will become back there?
Exhort here as now?
Impress here for now?
Repress here against now?
Suppress here was also now?
Oppress here loves now?
Invest here and now?
Divest here as not now?
As compared to there?
As part of liberally rooted
thinking Now
conserving felt back Then.
Convicted healthy Presence
without condemning
unwealthy Other.
i hate
to fixate
but i resonate
need water must hydrate
here is the debate
did a creator create
or from fish did we mutate
so is their one who dictates
knows all fate
hears all our communicate
sees us being inappropriate
but does not decimate
i could not dedicate
just a deviate
unable to imitate
or reciprocate
I think life is delicate
desolate
desperate
all our needs to accumulate
if their is a god he seems to be unaffectionate
probably understandable look at the state
his beautiful planet on which we urinate and defecate
If their is a god i think he is too...
Born in the last decade of the old regime
Born a twain year before our unity to bear
All the flourishing devoid credos and pro-
phecies that foresaw our dark current futures
Possessed by omens and the Serpent’s seeds
Of rebellion bad tidings from anyplace
Were dropping and chances dwindle. In the
Intervening time storey-buildings bloomed
Eggheads rose to make the era theirs with
Funds diverted abroad to squeeze the brinks
The illuminated then urinate on the poor’s
Offspring to connect them to the State how
Blind is this society in total discordance
I'm in the sky
I'm flying high
I asked the Lord
"Do you like my tie?"
He said to me
"I made that tree!"
But I was bored
And had to pee.
On grassy field, with shady trees;
A lake to contemplate.
There is so much to discover,
and so much space to urinate.
An old man on a garden seat,
gives his time and quietly faces,
the drive of youth and freedom
in a young dog going places.
Two way dedication
becomes a lifelong bond
on a road that goes forever
then travels far beyond.
Time with it’s moving motion
won’t take a backward stride,
I prayed to God you hold on,
and Lord knows how you tried,
but I knew pain and suffering
were more than you could bear
so watching you was agony,
and totally unfair.
I know up there in heaven,
close to the pearly gates,
on the day that I arrive,
that’s where Tommy waits.
Two way dedication
becomes a lifelong bond
on a road that goes forever
then travels far beyond.
Sight water running
a strong wish occurs to me
urinate, and pee
I had dreamt that all oceans were beer,
from a rowboat I’m scooping up cheer,
but similar to tea,
beer goes right through me.
I can’t urinate in the boat - OH DEAR!
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