Urinate Poems - Poems about Urinate

I'm in the sky I'm flying high I asked the Lord "Do you like my tie?" He said to me "I made that tree!" But I was bored And had to pee....

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Patti dropped her pants, turned away from the river, reached down and touched her toes, and squirted back a big spray of piss. The river rose, spilled the banks, washed away the world. Now we are free, at last, at last, on this empty empty planet....

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(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine) Invariably analogous setting kickstarts schlemiel to agitate excretory mechanism linkedin, viz body electric doth actuate merely upon turning faucet triggers unstoppable onset to micturate drinking coffee or caffeinated tea also functions as diuretic mimics similar rush'n spate oh boy... if I hesitate to whip out trouser snake late... he himself will humiliate courtesy warm liquid will trickle soiling pea green pants legs knotted...

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Piss I tell missy for class say; Aunty, i want to go and piss Naim everybody con begin to de laugh, Auty coman get angry and get up and shout 'Class if i hear pim again' Anty na look at my side and talk say, You this child; You can not come and kill me in this school, Now correct yourself in good...

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This land belongs to Buhari, he has the financial keys to every land here! You must not urinate here unless you are a cow, beware of military' Dogs, they're watching. You must not answer nature's call here, this region is for grazing of the first citizens, do you expect them to perceive your urine? Go home to your...

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Do not urinate here they say, But nature is calling us furiously; Should we just hold on and not Response to nature's call? Oh that is outragious thing to do. When that call holds you tight and You tighten your two legs shaking and Looking dejected and rejected like a child who missed his way and could not find...

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