infernal urinal
which was always external
also eternal
how about beatitude
wonder about altitude
and then attitude
Jim Horn
Categories:
urinal, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Universal Use of Urinal
was universal
rehearsal of urinal
perhaps nocturnal
Jim Horn
Categories:
urinal, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Universal Use of Urinal
was universal
when we would use a urinal
perhaps nocturnal
Jim Horn
Categories:
urinal, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Infernal Urinal
It started running in middle
of the night for a short time
for no particular reason.
There is something about my urinal
That is known to be infernal
Saw a colonel sitting on my pot
About problem mouth off shot
About kidneys which are internal.
Jim Horn
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Categories:
urinal, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The urinal smacked of odor cake.
A puck in pink applied.
A tiny piece to freshen up
with space around the side.
It's fumes to reach the smallest nose.
One strong enough to melt.
While shrinking it remained a circle.
A prisoner where it dwelt.
The day was long in holding it.
It's time cut short each flush.
I spent the day admiring it
though each time was a rush.
Categories:
urinal, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Talking Urinal Cakes
Michigan – don’t you just love it
A DUI – they rise above it
So you don’t make that mistake
They’ve a urinal cake
That asks you to think a bit of it
It just sits in the base of the bowl
As it’s sprinkled a voice starts to roll
Saying – if you can hear me
You are done saying Beer Me
And a taxi should be your next goal
Now these talking cakes may do the trick
Get you thinking before your final flick
Or they may scare the crap
Out of some old drunk chap
And that would be one funny shtick
So guys when you empty your bladder
There’s no one around but there’s chatter
It just might be the cake
So just go on and shake
Call a cab if you think it will matter
6/2/12
Categories:
urinal, social, may,
Form: Rhyme