Talking Urinal Cakes

Talking Urinal Cakes Michigan – don’t you just love it A DUI – they rise above it So you don’t make that mistake They’ve a urinal cake That asks you to think a bit of it It just sits in the base of the bowl As it’s sprinkled a voice starts to roll Saying – if you can hear me You are done saying Beer Me And a taxi should be your next goal Now these talking cakes may do the trick Get you thinking before your final flick Or they may scare the crap Out of some old drunk chap And that would be one funny shtick So guys when you empty your bladder There’s no one around but there’s chatter It just might be the cake So just go on and shake Call a cab if you think it will matter 6/2/12