Mike Dailey Poet Rhyme

Talking Urinal Cakes

Talking Urinal Cakes

Michigan – don’t you just love it
A DUI – they rise above it
So you don’t make that mistake
They’ve a urinal cake
That asks you to think a bit of it
It just sits in the base of the bowl
As it’s sprinkled a voice starts to roll
Saying – if you can hear me
You are done saying Beer Me
And a taxi should be your next goal
Now these talking cakes may do the trick
Get you thinking before your final flick
Or they may scare the crap
Out of some old drunk chap
And that would be one funny shtick
So guys when you empty your bladder
There’s no one around but there’s chatter
It just might be the cake
So just go on and shake
Call a cab if you think it will matter

6/2/12

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Ilene Bauer July 2, 2012 at 7:46 PM if this is true, it's hilarious! leave it to men to think of something like this! Mike Dailey July 3, 2012 at 9:06 AM It is true and some guy will probably get rich over this idea.