Sings a song of sixpence
A pocket full of rye
4 and 20 blackbirds were baked in a pie
The king was in the counting house counting out his money
The queen was in the pantry eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden pegging out the clothes
Along came a blackbird and pecked off her nose
Is this how the modern version would be
Sing a song for sixpence no chance of that
A bread roll full of Turkey not a tart
The king was looking for his wallet
The queen had taken it to town
The maid wanted paying for her services
Threatened with a face job if she didn't calm down
Categories:
up to date, baby, remember,
Form: Rhyme
song to bring children up to date on “the Iran situation”
(to be sung to the tune of “B-I-N-G-O”)
there’s a country that’s gonna end the world &
Israel is its name-o
I-S-R-A-E-L
I-S-R-A-E-L
I-S-R-A-E-L
& Israel is its name-o.
there’s a greedy empire that’s gonna help it out &
the US is its name-o
U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S
U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S
U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S
& the United States of America is its name-o.
there’s a man in the White House that doesn’t want to
go along with it & Obama is his name-o
O-B-A-M-A
O-B-A-M-A
O-B-A-M-A
& Obama is his name-o.
there’s a psycho whose tying Obama’s hands &
Netanyahu is his name-o
N-E-T-A-N-Y-A-H-U
N-E-T-A-N-Y-A-H-U
N-E-T-A-N-Y-A-H-U
& Netanyahu is his name-o.
Categories:
up to date, life,
Form: Free verse
don't go back
kept mind in track
know the fact
mind not over rack
don't complate
or debate
STAY UP TO DATE
Categories:
up to date, adventure, art,
Form: Light Verse
perfection is known up to up to date
Categories:
up to date, introspection, visionary, work,
Form: Monoku