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Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Lv - Mind Unwinding Tweezers

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES : LV - Mind unwinding tweezers

If you let « bygones be bygones » , there’ll be no FUTURE left, and since we can’t always live in the EVER PRESENT (yet that’s what we all do), WHAT are we living for ? By the same token, if we 
« followed » the above dictum
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Categories: unquotable, humor, satire, wind, word
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes - Liv: Swatting Flies In Buckingham Palace From the White House

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES - LIV : Swatting flies in Buckingham Palace from the White House

When Bianca Nobilissima, the statuesque Sea Anne-Anne anchor in her Star-Trek heat-wave get-up exposing her sculptured architectural buoy spaces from head to heel (even Mr. Spock would raise eyebrows wishing he were human) disclosed – with the riotous rowdy Westminster Parliament for
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Categories: unquotable, humor, irony, satire, uplifting,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Liii - Tongue Teasers

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: LIII - Tongue Teasers

Whether the glass is « half full » or « half empty », what counts is WHO « drank" the "other half », the « better half » ? Lucky Devil !

« By hook or by crook » always drag the virgin in to read your book while you devise
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Categories: unquotable, animal, girl, humor, irony,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Lii 52 - Tongue-Tweezers

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: LII - Tongue Tweezers

Tit for Tat
Butter for Fat
Rat for Cat

Left for Right
Day for Night
Might for Right

Tick for Tack
Lick for Lack
Lice for Sack

Rice for Mice
Dice for Vice
Nice for Voice

Sap for Lap
Cap for Gap
Rap for Nap

Loose for Tight
Pound for Bite
Penny for Wight

Lord for Light
Black for White
Diddle for Riddle

Fiddle for Middle
Horse for Sadle
Stable for Fable

Jingle for
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Categories: unquotable, humor, judgement, metaphor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Li 51 - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: LI - Tongue-Teasers

If you want to give someone a « taste of his own medicine", you must first obtain sufficient quantities of the same medicine in the market, and if it’s out-of-stock - TOUGH LUCK ! - you have to employ some pharmaceutical company to manufacture it for you ! GOOD LUCK !

If
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Categories: unquotable, corruption, judgement, planet, poetry,
Form: Dramatic Monologue



Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: L 50 - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: L (50) - Tongue-Teasers

The « early bird catches the worm » only because the worm has not woken up yet.

« I don’t love you ! I hated your father ! » - must be the real reason why « Mother F.….r » is so popular a swear-word (correct me if I’m wrong) In
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Categories: unquotable, art, humor, irony, women,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xlix - Tongue Teasers

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: Tongue-Teasers - XLIX

« Third Degree » is when you add « Insult to injury ».

If you take everything everybody says with a « pinch of salt », we’ll soon be able to drink ocean water free of charge - and eat plastic weeds and fish growing on the shores.

A « sweet tooth »
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Categories: unquotable, humor, irony, race, word
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xlviii - Tongue Teasers

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVIII - Tongue Teasers

If the « Yellow Race » could have invented the alphabet, they wouldn’t still be seeing « Images » when they close their eyes. Picasso, Dadaism, Surrealist and Abstract painting (including Borroughs and Gysin's cut-up and fold-in techniques) is the art of representing Chinese characters upside down, backwards and upwards
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Categories: unquotable, humor, imagery, irony, satire,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xlvii - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVII - Tongue Twisters

If you want to « have » your cake and « eat » it at one and the same time, simple enough, just split it into two equal parts like an isosceles triangle into two right-angle triangles; then « eat » (take a bite) at one half first, then «
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Categories: unquotable, england, humor, satire, sensual,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xlvi - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLVI - Tongue-Twisting Epigrams

An aborted foetus never stops growing in the mind of the aborted mother. She never tires of making more babies to nurture the memory of the aborted baby.

The Heart and Soul are as close as the Foot and Sole: they are up to no good; they smell just as bad.

Don’t
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Categories: unquotable, humor, irony, people, satire,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xlv - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLV - Tongue teasing epigrams

A stitch in time can save an arranged marriage and stave off a family feud, not to mention everlasting vendettas.
Still waters run deep in sleep.
When the hens begin to crow, the cocks don’t grow.
A whipped dog bites not the whip that flails it, but the hand that feeds it
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Categories: unquotable, humor, judgement, satire, word
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xliv - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV

Don’t translate poems if you want yours read.
A pain in the ass is a pain nevertheless.
A « race" in any other language is still the shape of the nose.
Every cloud hides shining gold that reveals the silver lining.
It’s the darkest cloak which keeps its silver from jingling in its lining.
Every clout makes you
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Categories: unquotable, humor, irony, satire, word
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Xliii - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams

UNQUOTABLE QUOTES - XLIII(Continued)

A black-listed writer tops every publisher’s reading list.
Half a loaf is better than no love.
Don’t dig your ears while tying your shoe laces. Just wear slippers.
Eat only what’s available in the stable if you’re able to put it on the table.
A friend in need is a friend who feeds your greed.
Take care
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Categories: unquotable, humor, satire, word play,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes Viiil: Sexual Harassment - the Feminist Kind

Unquotable Quotes VIIIL : SEXUAL HARASSMENT* - the feminist kind

(*”aggressive pressure or intimidation”: Is it really “any different” in most cases in the act, judging by Hollywood standards?)

STOP: ARREST ALL GIRLS
 - standing with legs apart on street-corners
 - sitting with knees exposed on bar stools
 - lolling with or without protruding bosoms at traffic
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Categories: unquotable, beautiful, crush, cute love,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberUnquotable Quotes: Evil People - Viiil

Unquotable quotes : EVIL PEOPLE – VIIIL (42)

Animals (amphibians, reptiles),  birds, insects, dinosaurs and even imaginary beasts kill to eat. Humans for pleasure, pain and profit.

Evil people never think of Evil lest they feel remorse over whether the extent, duration and intensity of their acts wrought the mostest and the damnedest on the object(s)
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Categories: unquotable, abuse, evil, leadership, people,
Form: Epigram

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