Uber Poems - Poems about Uber

Before I watched a movie, (On the plane, which I enjoyed) The day began with an event Which more than just annoyed. At 4 a.m. our Uber driver, On the FDR,* While in the far left lane decided He would stop the car. Now at that hour, traffic’s light, Yet we were still in luck That a speeding auto hadn’t, Into our stopped Uber, struck. We...

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The wren was a bit fearful, but the robin was glad. It would be the first Corgi Uber ride that he ever had. My cousin said that the Corgi is gentle, his name is Thad. By the time they got started they were joined by bird Brad. I will try to entertain you, their Uber driver said. He was a...

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How shall we get there? Mr. Snowman asked his wife. She knew everything; she had not led a sheltered life. We shall find a candy cane, it will take us to him she said. They finally found one that was willing, all white and red. Hop aboard! Invited the willing candy cane taxi cab. She held still for them on...

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It’s easy said fox I have never done it said Bear But the swamp was deep And there was winter in the air So they got the app Put it on fox’s phone A moose came along His name was Big Bone I’m your driver, happy to meet you, he said. He gave them a lift, on top of his shoulder and head. How much...

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Moose Uber was the one we all waited to use. Usually enthusiastic, he also could enthuse. Chipmunk and skunk would jump on after infusing booze. For, bear and weasel stared at bunny, salivating with ooze. Moose Uber had one big rule. On his watch, no fights. No bites out of little guys, he meant to wrong all the rights. Can...

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The weasel is the best Uber driver we have ever found, We have taken rides from miles around. He is polite and responsible and can outrun a hound. The weasel is the best Uber we have ever found. But he is a weasel! Aren’t they mean, sly and slick? I heard that they carry rabies and can make you sick. One...

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What Love commands the train fulfills, The six thirty bounds to Coney Island Where the green Ubers awaits the passengers Morning greetings, (Urdu) of few words, were the Pakistan, rules Mermaid Street with the neon green Were too mama? where too, two dollars: A repeat routine for most of us, Whether you’re a...

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Been at the Uber game since 2019. Got in the booming gig work scene. Needed a part time job outside retail. Something allowing me to write my tale. Giving me the chance to pick my hours. And walk away if the situation sours. At first there were hardly any jobs. Doordash passed me all the lobs....

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Can somebody please give this uber **** fuller a lyft? alternately titled: jump starter for clunky, junky, quirky, xyz mechanic wanted in tow tow - chassis what I mean?) As the proud graduated honorably rolled 2009 Hyundai Sonata vehicular property belonging to a mister and missus Matthew Harris (fifty shades of gray if that makes any difference), I experience nervous rack and pinion quaking shimmying, whining, and zipping also...

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Jump-start your career and get on the fast track.....Shift in to UBER-DRIVE * Jump-start your career, Shift into UBER-DRIVE * * Both these ad slogans are my original copyright material as of this posting...

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Uber Poster I was searching for a poet that I know posted today I searched on down the list I searched nearly all the way I could not find the poet as I searched through the pile I just get coming across the postings of a poet rhymed with piles I was wondering whether to look but then I saw...

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In defence of freedom- live internet news- the advance of freedom- global village views...

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