Uber Poems - Poems about Uber

...Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper Writer of these words, a former Lower Providence inhabitant, who dwelled within darkest depths of Dante Alighieri's inferno for most of his outlandish, impis......Read the rest...

...Brief Mane n' Tail shampoo tall (tell) tale Living social amidst crime infested urban jungle bumping uglies cheek to jowl analogous fate being housed in jail escape room of great outdoors ......Read the rest...

...Lovely enchantress of cyberspace Betwixt and between us lies an immense untraversable realm of never knowable forbidding possibilities quixotic, rhapsodic, sympathetic, telepathic..., where ta......Read the rest...

... "Sliders" 500 clicks down, was code phrase for battle ships gone all depth charge. The deeper you go down that black-holed sink, the more you understand in your oxygen deprived brain,......Read the rest...

...The wren was a bit fearful, but the robin was glad. It would be the first Corgi Uber ride that he ever had. My cousin said that the Corgi is gentle, his name is Thad. By the time they got started ......Read the rest...

... On my walk the other morning…the moon wasn’t quite full yet… and I was lucky enough to see her about an hour before she set. A cloud formation…one I hadn’t seen before…appeared before my eyes. ......Read the rest...

...Back approximately half my life ago dissociative disorder if qualified to self diagnose mein kampf psychological state... I lacked emotions where others concerned. That refrain replayed it......Read the rest...

...From Hip Hop To hip not From Brogans, Stacy's, J's, and Reeboks To Crocs, flip-flops and socks From wholesome savory dinners with family To Uber Eats and Doordash alone while scrolling IG F......Read the rest...

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......Read the rest...

... “what inspires you to write such indiscriminate indiscretions like that?” he speaks to himself and thinks not long without thinking, unnaturally he feels, something, so he promptly ......Read the rest...

... * My take on the theme of my contest. Just for fun. A canopy of silvery stars speckle the ebon expanse above me, at once beautiful but at the same time, taunting. For if these jewels in space w......Read the rest...

...…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS..... this Xmas eve day 2023 After a top secret clandestine conclave, one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake played cow word, and spelt, spilt, spoilt, et c......Read the rest...

...My toughest tests are over, and now that things have slowed, I find myself quickly sliding, into Christmas vacation mode. IIt’s a shame you’re not with us, everywhere we go, because we could ......Read the rest...

...How shall we get there? Mr. Snowman asked his wife. She knew everything; she had not led a sheltered life. We shall find a candy cane, it will take us to him she said. They finally found one that ......Read the rest...

...Off kilter Yup I sobered up despite expressing regular (unleaded and unlettered) urge to shtup expunged courtesy system of a down with shuga (mush) and everything nice. The following......Read the rest...