Tv Poems - Poems about Tv

All the TV shows tell me he feels the same, When in reality I know he doesn’t, In all the romance movies I watch how the girl gets the guy, I know someday I’ll end up with someone, Today is just not that day, And he’s not the guy I will end up with, I know it, He knows it, Everyone knows it, Yet...

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TV holds me hostage not interesting one bit yet I cannot move from my chair for I am fluffy, not fit The drone of the TV dear lulls my heavy body to sleep the time that I waste here makes me want to wail and weep...

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TV is my radio I listen but rarely watch drawing cartoons writing poems playing word games multi-tasking while others watch I was trained to do this from childhood thanks to my parents’ radio and a mother who quilted, knit and cooked...

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You know it's not what you know or who you know it's what you know about whom you know and I know you know 'You know' are the most abused over-used words today you know I'd be happy if never again I hear anyone say 'You know' but wherever you go there they are on the lips of all your friends and you know it never ends they're on TV and radio I'm so tired of listening to 'You know' you...

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I haven't written anything today: The fridge needed defrosting Bottle of wine 'not going to drink itself' Need to charge phone (minor) TiVo 75% full, must spend time watching/deleting programmes Note to self: define TiVo for future generations Plus, you'll obviously remember all the amazing slash mundane ideas you had today and write them up later on some loosely defined (series of) date(s) And, it's Friday You'll...

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the remote to our TV disappeared last night my husband and I checked both sides of our chairs the table, a shelf, the floor, a shoe, the garbage can My husband asked “do you think Beau has it?” “Not a chance,” I told him “we would hear him chewing it”. We turned on the lights and tore the living room...

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So tired of the TV talking heads twisting every word that's said much of it scripted and has to be read they don't even have a vested interest only putting their mouth where the money is at best my advice to them... 'If you have nothing useful to add, Mum's the word don't drive us mad, keep it under wraps stow it under your hat, put a lid...

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She always wondered how it would be If she, a black girl starred in a romantic comedy Where she wouldn't just be used as comic relief And she would be desired by the male lead She dreamed of being comforted And not play a strong black girl where she wouldn't be punished for being seen as 'weak' She could be...

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mysteries are all over the internet these stories have been popular for decades I rarely watch a mystery show twice I never read a mystery novel a second time after knowing who did it and how they did it, what would be the point?...

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Reincarnated in my next life, a meteorologist I want to be with scientific paraphernalia at hand and land the weatherman's job on TV. Where I can lie without restraint, never apologise for rain and cloudy skies, or for what it is when it ain't sunny with a bright sunrise which is what I promised the night before. I can be completely wrong more...

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Which ones are my favorites? Who can say? It changes hour by hour, day by day Bert and Ernie have a banter so fine But Oscar is adorable in his garbage grime. Count Dracula and Cookie Monster are both a fave. I would have a difficult time choosing which one to save. Miss Piggy is outrageous, such a handful for Kermit...

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TV commercials interest me now I can watch the same one nine times in a row And still not know what they are selling Is it my age? My eyesight? My hearing? Or are commercial writers really bad now?...

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Hyperbole hubris Venal penal Avarice abyss Bucolic tonic? Ironic…sardonic Or Vitriolic bliss mate! Mendacious salacious Algorithm schism Audacious outrageous Vicarious or nefarious Whatever geography Clever hagiography Moderate.. no berate Generate..venerate hate Casting various sordid spells Schadenfreude morbid void Everlasting..well..it sells well (swell) But Despotism urges Nepotism Surges of Plutocracy Merges with scourges of Kleptocracy Purges meritocracy...dirges of Democracy So Resist narcissists trysts Reminisces.. enlighten..persists Sagacious benevolent gracious times Redolent without malicious vicious Murky mucky malevolent mists...

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She smelled like ozone and old commercials— the kind with jingles you didn’t know you remembered until your mouth sang along. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a weird thing she is. She stepped from the screen once the static gave out, a figure shaped from tone bars and missing episodes and sort of resembled Barbara Stanwyck. Maybe she used to be a transmission and maybe she still is. When she moved, I...

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Marshall Dillon in Gunsmoke Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yates in Rawhide Paladin Have Gun will Travel John Wayne in bunches of westerns the pattern was easy.... The cowboys always win Hero wears a light hat Villain is stuck with black hat Indians never win TV in the 60’s gave me new terms Dance hall girl, sage brush, wagon train I reminisce about the wild west I...

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