And Grandpa, you have to wear a tux, my little grand-princess said.
I thought she was crazy, daft in the head.
I was miffed, corn-waggled, flabbergasted at least.
Honey, you don’t put a tux on the king of the beasts!
How could I rustle through the banyan trees in a tux?
How could I flex mu muscles? Wouldn’t it be...
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