Trump Thriving While Conniving
Not only is Trump out there thriving,
He is also evil while being conniving,
And all are foes,
He does suppose;
Rest of us have been barely surviving.
Jim Horn
Trump Had Loudly Yelled
We had heard that Trump out loudly yelled;
To be a big grouch, when balloon propelled;
Smooth blade dull,
And a numb skull;
Then became upset when he was tightly held.
Jim Horn
Trump Came Down Crashing
Trump out in anger has been lashing;
Causes things to come down crashing;
Took a pause;
Then lost cause.
Nude in golden shower when splashing.
Jim Horn
This my 4,545th poem Lived at 4545
Hampshire Avenue from 1951 to 1961
in Norview, Norfolk, VA when I joined
the Air Force in August.
Have to check out his dossier.
Brat Who Is Spoiled
Out next President is not very bright
With orange hair and rouge is such a sight
And to all of us what seems so scary
He has such a horrible vocabulary.
If it wasn't for computer spell check
Many words were not spelled correct
And something we have contemplated
For four years he should be sedated.
Is best to keep Trump out of our way
Never knows right thing to say anyway
And can you imagine him being sent
To speak at graduation or sporting event.
Down country Trump is sure to drag
Can you imagine him saluting our flag
For President others tried and toiled
We ended up with brat who is spoiled.
He ikes eating bratwurst and it the worst
brat we have ever seen. Plump Trump
we should try to dump. He might like
acting part of Forrest Gump.
Jim Horn
If in Baton Rogue he should start batting
down the hatches and do it by the batches.
Escort Trump Out Horn Limerick
Off of earth Trump should be escorted
Diligent workers he had them deported
Left everyone behind greatly and neatly
After kissing loving mother so sweetly
Who actually Donald had him aborted.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
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You Should Through Trump Out
When you are in doubt,
You Should Always Through Trump Out;
Start to twist and shout.
Has he really been a road hog
Or a Republican Demagogue
Who drains up likes to clog
Gets lost in fog or much smog
We should run over like a bump in a log.
Jim Horn
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