There was tiger named Archie Hoggerpipe,
Who, weirdly, wished to swap every dark stripe.
A turkey quickly agreed
To meet Archie's costume need.
Thankful lions ate Arch, leaving no tripe.
The stuffed pride of lions later cried fowl.
O how the savannah shook with their howl.
A tiger without wishbone
Left all lions anger prone,
Until round the striped turkey they did prowl.
Categories:
tripe, anger, animal, bird, howl,
Form: Limerick
when it comes to food my biggest gripe
is how anyone can eat disgusting tripe,
lining of the stomach of ruminant cows
gastric juices of mine would not arouse,
if I was served this awful food on a plate
I would decline this just couldn’t be ate,
when it’s cooking can’t stand the smell
like something eaten by someone in hell,
tripe is not a delicacy for rich or poor
serve me rubbish I’ll show you the door.
01/08/2018
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Categories:
tripe, food, hate,
Form: Rhyme
feeds the dog on tripe- -
a cloud of gas surrounds him
as he sleeps it off
Categories:
tripe, animals,
Form: Haiku
MEET ME AT MC D’S IN 15 MINUTES, YEAH RIGHT
It’s not the hating
It’s not the debating
It’s not what Satan is always creating
It’s the waiting
When unqualified comfort will come
And yes, I agree you can call me dumb
I should have said no but rather I said yes
And how long I’ll wait is anyone’s guess
The soda I bought is already half filled and flat
As I sit in a seat where the dealer man once sat
But he ain’t in that seat right now when I need him the most
Alas, right now he may as well be a ghost
An apparition dreamed up by a sadist with a whip
Because the man knows he has me in his grip
I’ll wait here for hours if that’s what’s meant to be
So long as he finally gets to me
So I hope to the universe it’s not much longer until he will arrive
Because of this anticipation I may not survive
© 2011.… Phreepoetree ~free cee~
Categories:
tripe, angst, me, may, me,
Form: Clerihew