Piercing Torturously
Torturous to have one of these staples
Piercing through my tender skin
Need to find remover
Russell Sivey
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Categories:
torturously, life,
Form: Kimo
Lying Torturously
Torturous to lose one of these staples
Lying flat is not pleasant
Need my pillow back please
Russell Sivey
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Categories:
torturously, life,
Form: Kimo
Ten Thousand Torturously Terrible Tom's Tidbits (Three)
46)Gangsta' Rap- When a wanted felon knocks on your door.
47)Nostalgia- A towel specifically for one's nose.
48)Breakfast Schnook- An idiot who will eat carpet tacks when asked.
49)Scorpion- A bullseye when urinating on a schmuck.
50)Eye-Shot- A dummy so drunk he tries to take a measure of whisky through his
eyeball.
51)Postulate- When the damn mailman finally shows up.
52)Short-Ton-
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Categories:
torturously, imagination, on writing and
Form: Burlesque
Ten Thousand Torturously Terrible Tom's Tidbits (One)
1)I've visited Pool Halls at least 100 times, and I ain't yet found a pool there. I got
so disgusted, I stopped carrying my bathingsuit around.
2)My girlfriend sent me an Afghan, but I don't speak his language. Her note said
he was supposed to keep me warm, but I couldn't use him for
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torturously, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque
Ten Thousand Torturously Terrible Tom's Tidbits (Two)
12)Coddle- Two fish enrapt in love.
13)Mustard- A diarrhea victim who can wait no longer.
14)Jam Session- A gathering of sweet-toothed weirdos with various jams and
jellies.
15)Coffee Table- An occasional table made of stale and hard coffee beans.
16)Condom- A very stupid prisoner.
17)Confederate- An inmate who nourishes his cellmate with food he sneaks
from the mess hall.
18)Condiment- A
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torturously, funny, imagination, on writing
Form: Burlesque
A Touching Ton of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tid-Bits
"The Young and the Breathless"- TV soap opera about youg emphysema
patients unfaithful to their doctors.
Candid- Something you could do, and did do.
Phone Call- Bidding your phone to come to you.
Binary- What you can purchase with nary any money.
Nascent- Odorless.
Philosophy- Phil Silvers designing soffits.
Surcharge- Driving down Rt. Number One on the Big Sur at 70
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Categories:
torturously, fantasy, funny, imagination, on
Form: Burlesque
A Titch More of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tidbits
I went to buy an R.V.
They said all I could afford was a Lose-a Beggo.
I bought a pair of alligator shoes.
But then I started wandering off into swamps.
Finally, I had to toss them, they were
really biting my feet.
I got arrested for tossing
an endangered species.
I got a fantastic price on a
1995 calendar.
I discovered the Missing Link.
(Of
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Categories:
torturously, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque