Torturously Poems - Poems about Torturously

Torturous to have one of these staples Piercing through my tender skin Need to find remover Russell Sivey...

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Torturous to lose one of these staples Lying flat is not pleasant Need my pillow back please Russell Sivey...

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46)Gangsta' Rap- When a wanted felon knocks on your door. 47)Nostalgia- A towel specifically for one's nose. 48)Breakfast Schnook- An idiot who will eat carpet tacks when asked. 49)Scorpion- A bullseye when urinating on a schmuck. 50)Eye-Shot- A dummy so drunk he tries to take a measure of whisky through his eyeball. 51)Postulate- When the damn mailman finally shows up. 52)Short-Ton-...

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1)I've visited Pool Halls at least 100 times, and I ain't yet found a pool there. I got so disgusted, I stopped carrying my bathingsuit around. 2)My girlfriend sent me an Afghan, but I don't speak his language. Her note said he was supposed to keep me warm, but I couldn't use him for...

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12)Coddle- Two fish enrapt in love. 13)Mustard- A diarrhea victim who can wait no longer. 14)Jam Session- A gathering of sweet-toothed weirdos with various jams and jellies. 15)Coffee Table- An occasional table made of stale and hard coffee beans. 16)Condom- A very stupid prisoner. 17)Confederate- An inmate who nourishes his cellmate with food he sneaks from the mess hall. 18)Condiment- A...

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"The Young and the Breathless"- TV soap opera about youg emphysema patients unfaithful to their doctors. Candid- Something you could do, and did do. Phone Call- Bidding your phone to come to you. Binary- What you can purchase with nary any money. Nascent- Odorless. Philosophy- Phil Silvers designing soffits. Surcharge- Driving down Rt. Number One on the Big Sur at 70...

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I went to buy an R.V. They said all I could afford was a Lose-a Beggo. I bought a pair of alligator shoes. But then I started wandering off into swamps. Finally, I had to toss them, they were really biting my feet. I got arrested for tossing an endangered species. I got a fantastic price on a 1995 calendar. I discovered the Missing Link. (Of...

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